Okay, okay, so right of the bat, you're probably thinking,
"You're talking about the sex toy/sex finger position right?" or "The Shocker? Isn't he that loser Spider-Man villain who looks like a melted oven mitt from the 70's?"
Maybe both, due to the nature of his powers, but definitely the latter.
Either way, today he's the newest inductee into the hall of shame, in today's edition of What The Fuck Were They Thinking?..
The Shocker, whose real name is Herman Schultz(so he was doomed to be a schmuck right out the gate, Gee, thanks Stan;) was your everyday, run-of-the-mill common criminal, who was secretly an engineering genius.
How is he an engineering? Because he made/learned how to make a pair of vibrating gauntlets while in the slammer.
I guess my main gripe isn't so much his powers, which if you look them up, are pretty damn solid.
It's his outfit.
Seriously, look at it.....
He looks like ugly ghost of a broken George Foreman grill or an old, unloved waffle iron.
I guess "Jazzy" John Romita burnt his hands while pulling a pan out of the oven, cursed himself for not wearing oven mitts, and then thought to himself :
"Hmm, those oven mitts over there; they're mocking me for not putting them on. Fuck it! I'll show them and create a super-villain out of 'em."
Or something like that.
So based purely off the outfit alone, Stan and John, What The Fuck Were You Thinking!?
That's me for this week.
Hope you guys have an awesome weekend.