Thursday, October 23, 2014

So, Who Would Win?: Nick Fury VS. Jonah Hex

Thought of this little match-up on the fly Tuesday, and it just sounds like one hell of a fight either way you look at it.

Nick Fury has no super-powers other than being a total badass. He's the ultimate spy; the guy even 007 would look up to.

He has decades upon decades of combat experience thanks to the Infinity formula keeping him alive for so long(or it did until Original Sin apparently) and is probably rivaled only by other fellow super-spies like the Black Widow in the use of firearms.
Always cunning, and always deadly, Fury's the very definition of hard to kill.

Then you have Jonah Hex.

Like Fury, he's 100% pure badass. He'd kill you just as soon as look at you, and was the prime bounty hunter of his day.
He also doesn't have any super-powers, but doesn't really need 'em, you know, 'cause he's such a badass that way.

I will say this, no matter the circumstances that forces these two to fight, it won't be pretty. It won't be nice, and it damn sure will be bloody.

Both men don't know the meaning of the word "quit", so you can imagine just how rough and violent a battle between these two grisled veterans of war will be.
It'd be like having two scorpions locked in a cage together. Yeah, it'd be that intense.

Yep, that's right. In addition to being very capable fighters, they're also both veterans of wars; Nick Fury served in WW2, and Hex in the Civil War.
So that means these men have both seen horrible things, and other men doing horrible things to each other. I imagine there's very little that would shock and surprise them.

As for how these two men might be forced to fight....IDK.
Time-Travel I guess. Either because of Kang, Immortus, or Chronos, this would be a fight for the ages.


Nick Fury


Jonah Hex

Who Would Win and Why?
As always, let me know who you think'll win in the comments' section.


Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

gotta flip a coin on this just like a Braniac vs Ultron throw down.

Dale Bagwell said...

I know right? That fight between Ultron and Brainiac really would be something. Especially considering how much both of them have been built up lately; Ultron with the age of Ultron and Brainiac with the current Future's end event.
I say they ultimately merge into a giant robot bent on wiping out all organic life.

A good friend and I recently debated about the Fury/Hex fight. He went w/Hex, noting how much of a badass and grittier fighter, shine I picked Fury. To me, he's the ultimate spy and dirty fighter. Just when Hex thinks he has fury, it turns out to be an LMD. Fury sneaks up behind Hex and blows his brains out.
But that's just me.

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