Wednesday, October 30, 2013

So, Who Would Win: Jason Voorhees vs. Michael Myers

Happy Hump Day People

So tomorrow's Halloween, and at first I was going to go with a Joker vs. Dr. Doom mock battle, but with it being Halloween soon, it just didn't feel right.

So instead I went with the ultimate two slashers not named Freddie Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.
Now we have seen Freddie fight Jason, but never Jason fighting Michael Myers.

Jason Voorhees:


Michael Myers:

So who wins?

Leave your suggestions/answers in the comments section.


karl said...

Couldn't choose between them, honestly - Myers and Vorhees are cut from the same cloth [plaid, it seems!]. Really couldn't choose...both film franchises have desended into paraody, though Micheal Myers was more grounded in reality to begin with.
And anyone who has a sick fascination with Jaime Lee Curtis has to have something wrong with him!

Randomnerd said...

I haven't seen Friday the 13th. I just recently saw Halloween, and that was creepy as all get out. Mostly because of the fact that no matter how much he got hit he kept coming. So many jokes in Scream make a lot more sense now. Anyway, just based on the little I know, I'm going to pick Jason. Because of the mask. Hockey masks deflect skates, sticks, and pucks. Halloween masks deflect candy bars.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Karl: I hear ya Karl. It is really is hard to pick a winner considering just how resourceful and hard to kill they are. I think though after watching the Freddie Vs. Jason movie, I'd say Freddie interferes and attacks Jason through his drams as revenge for losing(but with lots of help from those damn kids)

I just don't see Michael Myers succumbing to Freddie's dreamworld attacks that way since he seems to truly be made from pure evil. Plus while both killers are supposed to be vulnerable due to their masks, how often has Jason's mask been removed, vs, say Myers. Yeah, Myers gets the nod here.

@Ging: Is that your final answer?;)

Randomnerd said...

I was mostly being snarky, since I haven't seen any movies starring Jason. But yeah, I'll stick with it. Along with my reasoning. I'd wish I'd had a hockey mask behind the plate when I was playing softball.
Now, if what you're saying about the removal of the masks is true, I'd probably introduce him to this lovely thing called Gorilla tape. Nothing rips that stuff off.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Ging: Ha ha, right? That shit sticks to ANYTHING! said...

Well of course Michael Myers would win . He is a much more darker evil character and has no fear or weakness and can not die . Jason has shown fear and has shown weakness .and Jason has died even though he was brought back. They are both very hard to put down and both are not human and supernatural . And very very strong . But Michael Myers has advantages . His stealth mode is crazy . You never know where he is or when he will pop up.he is more intelligent than Jason . Jason has great aim from archy so it would be a great fight . But Michael is pure evil from the magic curse of the demon thorn so Michael is the first and original and you can't beat that

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