So I was talking to Hannah a few days again about the different forms of techniques guys can use to cum inside their ladies mouth(don't worry, we talk about shit like this all the time) and she definitely learned some new things.
Well afterwards, I got thinking about how there's no retirement plan for old whores and strippers.
Seems like such a sad phenomenon really. No glue factory or retirement home for the ladies of the night when their vaginas and assholes get so beat up and worn out. Nope, nothing but Blue Waffles and Pink Socks(look those terms up and prepare to keep a trash can handy to puke in) for these public servants.
I think that;s fucked up. After all, they give and give, take and take, and have nothing to show for it besides stab wounds, gunshots, bruises, and torn up orifices, and no one likes that.
So I figured I'd take a shot, and come up with my own rest home for the old and weary vixens of vanity.
Hey, I'm a giver, what can I say.
So, without further ado......
Welcome to Loose Valley Retirement Home:
So ladies, it behooves you to save up what you can, and we'll do the rest. That way, when you're doing this: