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Monday, August 26, 2013

Meme Mondays: Random Shit

So........ it's Monday I see......




















I hear that guys, I really do.


So last week comic news-wise sucked!
Let's review shall we?

-Ben Affleck is the new movie Batman for not one, but several movies to come.
-The DCUC Sub-line and and toy-line in general is officially done and over with. Gee, how nice. Now I can't wait for the inevitable price gouging that's coming:(
-JLCanada? Say it isn't so Jeff Lemire. Apparently it is. So, now the Justice League gets to fight dual language use, rogue Mounties, and bad bacon. Could be worse. Could be JLSouth Korea I suppose.

Oh and Miley Cyrus officially revealed she's a slut. Noting new there, but day ummmmmmmm!

Fuck this!

Onto the Monday Memes:















There, I feel a little better now. Don't you? :)



21 comments:

Randomnerd said...

Well, I definitely do! Today was not only Monday but the first day of school. Both my girls are a little, uh, "emotional" these days. First days for anything are fraught with danger zones. By the time everyone got to school I felt like I had navigated at least three mine fields. So when I got to sit down and read your blog the laughter that burst forth was most therapeutic. I have no idea what the Miley Cyrus thing is referencing, but I'm sure someone will clue me in eventually, and it's funny even without that. So thank you Dale. Once again, you've made my Monday worth living.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Random: Awwww:)
Go youtube Miley Cyrus at the MTV VMA's sunday night and you'll get it.
Glad I could help make your Monday more enjoyable; likewise those cd's you sent, especially the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club one helped me crank these out new and on the spot!

karl said...

Slightly better....just aboot. Still Mondays however. Still getting over Miley Virus but its fucking Taylor Swift who gets my goat. If she ever wrote a song about me after we'd broken up [despite the age cap] Id have her fucking legs broken, she really does look like a cat that had an injection of lemons. I imagine [i.e fantasise in my off-at-a-tangent moments] that her cunt resembles Kanye West's foreskin after its been plowing up Kim Kuntrashian's pee patch. Still anything Virus does to wipe the @I know best' looks from the cheese-gurning faces of Will Smiths children is ok by me.
I have the day off work today - its a national holiday here, called a Bank Holiday in the U.K] and my cable tv is down, so without any PUSSAE to distract me Ive been forced to re-read some old comics. Nothing makes one feel truly psychotic than reading old Punisher comics from the 90s whilst waiting for the cable engineer to turn up. Now where'd I put my automatic weapon...


oh, cool memes btw.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Karl: preach on brother Karl! I can't fucking stand Ms. Swift either. Sure she an sing and play her instruments.....and she'll just use those to write a song about you after she dated yo. Yep so right. And yes, while this is has been done since music's been written way back whenever, it's Swift that makes it super obvious she's using a break up for a hit song....and not even a very good one to boot. Play on Karl, play on!

Randomnerd said...

@karl...heeheeheeheeheehee. A cat injected with lemons. I'm never going to get that out of my head. Thank god. You just made the rest of my day. That was frakking brilliant.

@ Dale Off to youtube land I go!

Randomnerd said...

Oh...my...gosh. Who knew Hannah Montana was into furries? I take back anything I ever said about Niki Minaj being unattractive. Because that tongue sticking out of the mouth dance just topped it.

Dale Bagwell said...

Told you. She's just a......mess.
I vote Disney forms a mandatory rehab facility for all whacked-out ex-Disney stars. It's the right and white thing to do:)

karl said...

I can't wait to see Ben Affleck's Oscar-winning turn as Batman, no really. Is there any hope that when the movie gets made, that little Bruce Wayne's parents do the decent thing and kill themselves before that mugger stops them outside the theatre, that'll stop him in his tracks.
On a more serious note [not really] this must be the film that changes an entire comic-book fan mindset and fan franchise...everyone I know who wanted for years to have a Superman vs Batman film always wanted Bats to win. Now, everyone will want SUPES to beat him out. Way to go, Hollywood giving the filmgoers what they want!


Please join me on google+ I want lots of posts! Theres some cool animations, a couple of computer games and plenty of FF and WW related stuff.
Karl Disley Google +

Dale Bagwell said...

@Karl: Done and done.
I think you have a damn good point. With all the Affleck hate, it's going to be super hard to root for Batman, considering who's playing him. Hell I prefer Batman over Superman, but not for this movie:(

Randomnerd said...

Heh, I never thought of it like that. DC may have started more of a revolution than they knew. Of course, that will hinge on Cavill being as likable in the next movie as he was in the first. I don't think that'll be a problem.

The King of Thessaly said...

Hahaha!: Fuck Pier1! Nice. And I was rolling at li'l Billy Batson! Made me think of this treasure of a ditty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8
The Creeper one is classic too.

And as for the new wannabe lame-white-ass of twerking- I can only say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0
Go home, Miley- you're drunk.
(also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU -You're welcome!)


Randomnerd said...

The sad thing is...I don't think she was.

Randomnerd said...

@Dale, Oh, and I'm glad you liked the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. I love that album. I have more of theirs, but that one gets the heaviest play in my rotation. Especially "Beat the Devil's Tattoo."

The King of Thessaly said...

@Random: Well then she has NO excuse. Like Brooke Candy said- "Just cuz you seen it in a rap video don't mean u can do it... Stick to what you know." Ahhh, The Hoodrat Drew Barrymore, so wise.

Randomnerd said...

@KoT That's why I don't let anybody see me singing along to No Scrubs to this day. I don't inflict that stuff on the public. It just isn't done.
It's called being polite.

Dale Bagwell said...

@King: Ha ha, glad like you em buddy. I had damn fun making these fuckers:)

Miley go home indeed:(

Dan W said...

sorry im late to the party stupid sicknesses - wheres my healing factor!!

i loved the billy batson discovers vagina one best lol I think theres a whole series of Billy Batson discovers books ready to be made now. How many ways can you make Billy say shazam!? :)

i cant stand any famous tweens at the moment. True blood hunger game twilight just not my thing. I love the teen titans, new warriors and breakfast club, but teen actors applying make up to look pale with a saptula then crying over being picked last at basketball just isnt me vampire or not. sometimes i swear im so old and cranky im about to start yelling at kids to get off my lawn so i can watch matlock in peace.

Dont let me turn into that man please guys :) please?

Randomnerd said...

Don't worry Dan. We're right there with you. I yelled at a kid at the Junior High today. It wasn't even my lawn.
I swear we weren't that idiotic that young. We waited until we were at least 17.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Dan and @Random: I'll try not to, as long as you do the same for me. I swear, these days I see kids like that out on the open and the disdain just pours off me. I feel like an old person already!

Randomnerd said...

I think there's a better word than "old". We're "mature".
Gosh, that's crap.
No, we're not. We're just us. And labels suck twaddle. I just like you guys. No matter the age.

Dan W said...

Thanks guys - and Random 'Suck twaddle' is going to be used by me before the day is through. That's part of why I know you guys are all great mates, you're always adding to my vocabulary wif somethin' cool :)