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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Hal's about some humility?

Happy Hump Day!!!!





































Hope you got some or are getting some;)

An offer I wrote about some weeks and weeks ago still stands;
if you have a guest column/article you want to write about, and it fits the whacky-ass requirements of this blog,
then by all means don't hesitate to ask/tell me what you want to do.

Just saying.......


And now onto today's skit............






The End

Poor Hal. He just never learns does he? He's like Captain Kirk that way sometimes.....that and the fucking of any interstellar race that looks mildly attractive enough to fuck.


14 comments:

Randomnerd said...

Heehee. He'd probably screw the Pez dispenser if he could. Ouch. That hurt to think about.
Funny stuff Dale. That's the Bat. Always crushing the egos of his fellow heroes, one statue at a time. Crunch!

karl said...

Hal Jordan has got to be one of the most frustrating heroes around. Some writers have him as very capable, others mostly inept, and his arrogance goes from tony Stark levels to moron levels almost as fast as he charges his ring. Poor fucker has enough to endure, what with forever having a 1950s hairstyle, a supporting cast that resemble the line-up of the Final Destination films in terms of popularity and that he can wear what amounts to a green leotard without being mistaken for a homo. And he only has one decent villain to boot.
Still theres always Star Sapphire...always a catch!
Still, Id suffer him over Bats any day. what with him and his insufferable paranoia.

What kinda articles are you looking for, Dale? Ive written loads of articles on Fantastic Four, the LSH and so on for various fan APA publications [years ago though, not recently].
[APA stands for Amateur Press Alliance] God Id have to dig them all out, prob buried under a mountain of stuff from my old house!

Dale Bagwell said...

@Random: He might you know;) As for Bats, hey it's all part of the job I figure:)

@Karl: Interesting, but sound observations. Can't say I don't totally disagree with you there. But you know how DC is except when it comes to continuity.....stuck in the past as far as who they think should be the default settings for their guys, i.e. Barry, Hal, etc.

As for guest articles, whatever suits your fancy. Whatever grinds your gears or something......morbidly funny idk. Just let me know what you want to talk about and we'll go from there.
Fuck I piddle around trying to pad the week by doing filler stuff, so idk, do a op 5 or Top 10 list about something.

The King of Thessaly said...

Oddly enough "Mildly Attractive Enough To Fuck" is my credo.

~Mmmmmm; willpower Pez *drools*

How is everyone this fine day?
-I'm patiently awaiting the news that the DCnU Adam Strange will be an emo teenager with florescent piping allover his "sleek and stylish" space-suit.

Dale Bagwell said...

@King: The sad thing is that's probably what'll happen. You're a genius mon!!!:)

The King of Thessaly said...

@Dale, this is a fake, intel-gathering profile. My real name is... Dan DiDio!

Dale Bagwell said...

@King/Dan Didio: Dammit Dildo, I told you to stop stalking me you sick fuck!

I only bought your stupid Trinity War "event" bullshit because of my weakness for the CSA.
*Sob* they just looked so.....glorious! *Sob, sob*

Randomnerd said...

And that's how he gets the impression that people want neon, Dale. Don't give in! Fight the power!
But not the Power Pack. They're good guys. And kids.

Dale Bagwell said...

Ya gotta fight the power! Fight the power! Fight the powers that be!

Randomnerd said...

Cue appropriate music from a Jon Hughes movie.

karl said...

Please don't take the name of Jon Hughes in vain - some of us are still in recovery after wasting our teenage years thinking Molly Ringwald was fuckable in 'Pretty in Pink'.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Karl: Amen karl, but don't say that too loud, random might here. And you how it is with gingers..they tend to stick together rather aggressively;)

Randomnerd said...

Hey, I'm still under the delusion that I can be pretty in pink thanks to that movie.
And I only use Hughes' name in a completely reverential non sarcastic way.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Random: :)