That Sable figure is the 1998 WWF Shotgun Saturday Night Series 2 figure, in case you were wondering.
My mom just happened to see her and a few other various old WWF(E) wrestling figures from the late 90's in a bag while working at the local Habitat for Humanity, and snatched it up, thinking of me.
Also, I did "borrow" some quotes that I sprinkled in that skit. The first one about being " Long and lean and squeaky clean. Well, two out of three ain't bad" was from a promo Ravishing Rick Rude cut back in the day.
The other is from the 1994 movie True Lies, where Bill Paxton (RIP Bill) plays Simon the sleazy car salesmen, where he talks about Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife having "A pair of titties that make you wanna' stand up and beg for buttermilk."
Here's that whole clip: