Monday, January 29, 2018

"Billy Mays Here...."


















Huh. So that's what happened to him.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE.......

That Billy Mays. What a mensch. 


6 comments:

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

i'm getting my infomercial personalities mixed up i had this guy confused at first with the flex seal guy.

Dale Bagwell said...

Honest mistake. I should probably do one with Mays' replacement, Something, something Sullivan and the Sham Wow guy.

Gary said...

Man, I have no idea who Billy Mays is, but using a Lego figure in your skit...

That deserves a retort...

;)

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

the Sham Wow guy is named Vince. I think he got himself into a bit of legal hot water at some point. Remember the slap chop infomercial line from the Desdpool movie?

Randomnerd said...

Just goes to show that what your parents taught you was right. Don't trust what you see on television.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Gary: He was a big infomerical "celeb" some years back before he kicked it and joined the big infomerical in the sky.
I was looking at my nephew's legos and instantly thought "Huh, he looks a lot like Billy Mays", and of my sick ass went.

@Shlomo: Yup, and that's not surprising at all. A lot of these guys wind up having drug/sex/etc problems that are eventually revealed. I may need to parody him too one of these days.

@Randomnerd: That and to quote Edgar Allen Poe, "Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see."

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