Hey, they're a stable of the foundation that makes a man a man.
God love dat ass.
So in tribute to those bosom bitches that shake their goodies for money and approval they didn't get from their fathers, here's my Top 5 stripper songs. Wait no. That's too easy. Nope. Rewind. We're doing the Top 5 Worst stripper songs. Fuck yeah:
5). Bonnie Raitt "I Can't Make You Love Me"
Well you can't either, thus why you're continually throwing money at a stripper who'll never fuck you.
4). Pirates of the Mississippi "Feed Jake"
Finally a song almost more depressing than Sarah McLaughlin's.
3). George Michael "Mother's Pride"
2). John Lennon "Imagine"
It's a favorite of mine, but it doesn't exactly inspire an erection when thinking that, "Hey John's dead".
1). Gilbert O'Sullivan "Alone Again Naturally"
Try not to commit suicide while listening to this wrist-slitting hit even despite being bombarded by a face full of DD's.
Yep. They're all depressing, and all for different reasons, making them definitely songs you don't wanna' see hot chicks strip to.
Top 5 ZZ Top stripper songs:
5). She's Got Me Under Pressure
4). Jesus Just left Chicago
3). Cheap Sunglasses
2). She's Got Legs
1). La Grange