Hey, they're a stable of the foundation that makes a man a man.
God love dat ass.
So in tribute to those bosom bitches that shake their goodies for money and approval they didn't get from their fathers, here's my Top 5 stripper songs. Wait no. That's too easy. Nope. Rewind. We're doing the Top 5 Worst stripper songs. Fuck yeah:
5). Bonnie Raitt "I Can't Make You Love Me"
4). Pirates of the Mississippi "Feed Jake"
3). George Michael "Mother's Pride"
2). John Lennon "Imagine"
1). Gilbert O'Sullivan "Alone Again Naturally"
Top 5 ZZ Top stripper songs:
5). She's Got Me Under Pressure
4). Jesus Just left Chicago
3). Cheap Sunglasses
2). She's Got Legs
1). La Grange