Well it's official; it's September already. This year has flown by fucking quick, as it has seemingly done for a long while now, at least to me.
I don't know about you guys, but I hell of a weekend, last weekend!
I broke my cherry, and got my first tattoo w/Starrypluto.
Here it is:
Gee, you think he's pro-Marijuana or what?:)
Friends shouldn't let friends try to get plastic robots drunk:)
Ha ha, yeah I had fun.
Alright on with the show.....
A regular day for the mighty GLC as a select few wait in the GLC commissary line......
Kyle: "Oops, sorry man, I didn't see you there."
B'dg: "Oops my ass, you clumsy fucking human!"
Guy: "Uh, yeah, you better apologize to ol' B'dg, or else he's gonna' tear you a new one."
Kyle: "I said I was sorry!"
B'dg: "You will be after I'm done with your hair-less ass!"
Guy: "Just apologize again already kid! You would't like to see B'dg when he's angry."
Kyle: "What the hell do you mean Guy?"
Guy: "You're familiar with the old saying "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog?" Well somebody must've had B'dg in mind when they said that. He's small, but he'll fuck you up!"
Guy: "Hell even purple-puss himself, Sinestro respects B'dg."
Kyle: "No shit huh, Sinestro?"
B'dg: "Fuck yeah Sinestro bitch, I'll own our ass straight up!
Kyle: "Hey man it was an honest mistake. We cool."
B'dg: "Maybe this time. But if it happens again I'll make you eat that ridiculous costume of yours, starting with that stupid-ass crab mask of yours!"
Kyle: "What the hell was all that about?"
Guy: "You see Stel up there with his arm missing?"
Guy: "Well he didn't lose it on account of somebody not buying the necessary figure to give him that arm. Nope, the truth is he got in a fight with B'dg, and was lucky his arm was the only thing he lost."
Kyle: "Nooooo! But I thought-"
Guy: "That's what Stel wish happened. How's the big guy gonna' explain to those big, blue egg-heads that he got his tin-plated ass handed to him by a talking squirrel?"
Kyle: "Fucking A!"
Guy: "Haw, haw!"