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Thursday, September 20, 2012
A skit about hair you say?
And hopefully, sheer hilarity as well.........
The Creeper: "Dude, what the hell's up with your hair!? My, what a big Mohawk you have grandma, ha ha!"
OMAC: "Hey I'm just a product of my time, which just so happens to be the 1970's."
The Creeper: "Yeah, no shit Sherlock! That look's deader than disco and John Travolta's heterosexuality."
OMAC: "Hey, don't hate on the do. It's business in the front, party in the back."
The Creeper: "You didn't just say that. Tell me you didn't just say that? Ha ha!"
The Creeper: "Seriously though, how the hell can you tell which is which? I can't figure out where the party begins and the business side ends, and vice-versa."
OMAC: "Papa Kirby's vision was always misunderstood, so I don't expect you to understand."
The Creeper: "Sure, sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night Mr. T, Ha ha!"
Not too bad I think, but I did write this bad boy, so........
Speaking of bad boys, I've recently found a cool new show to watch, as the season of Sons of Anarchy is back on.
I first became aware of the show a few years back, but never really followed up on it, and shame on me for doing that, as this show kicks all kinds of ass!
It's like the Sopranos, but with bikers instead of Mobsters.
Anyhoo, it's good stuff, filled with your daily dose of guns, violence, sex, and more violence. Hmm mm, good!
And if that isn't enticing enough, the show features popular stars like Katie Sagal from Married with children, Jimmy Smits from LA Law and Dexter, and of course, Ron Perelman. You know, that guy from those Hellboy movies? Yeah those people. It's good stuff, and you can check it on FX, Tuesday nights @ 10.