Dr. Midnight: "Owlman."
Owlman: "Dr. Midnight I presume."
Dr. Midnight: "Yeah, like that one never gets old."
Owlman: "Fuck you man....."
Dr. Midnight: "So, I guess we got chosen for the late shift because of our names right?"
Owlman: "Yeah I guess so, the lazy bastards! I mean just because my name is Owlman, they automatically assume I'm a night owl or something that loves working the graveyard shift."
Dr. Midnight: "Hey I hear you. And just because my name's Dr. Midnight doesn't mean I don't like to be in bed by 9pm."
Owlman: "So go to bed then Grampa, I got this one covered."
Dr. Midnight: "No, I'm staying. That's the problem with today's youngsters; they just don't like to stick around and see the job through."
Owlman: "Maybe because back in your day the world looked like it was filmed in black and white, so it's not like anyone had anything else better to do. Ha ha!"
Dr. Midnight: "That's very funny coming from a guy dressed like a college mascot on steroids! What's the matter, Penn State not have an opening?"
Owlman: "That's funny coming from a dumb, blind queer who sounds like Tim Gunn, but looks like Michael Caine's dead grandfather's ass."
Dr. Midnight: "It's come down to gay bashing huh? Now who's being lazy? You know who you are?"
Owlman: "No Jimmy Stewart, tell me who I am?"
Dr. Midnight: "You're nothing more than a spoiled, rich kid, who also happens to be an amoral asshole with delusions of grandeur, or as I like to call you, Mitt Romney!"
Owlman: "So we're doing political jokes now huh?"
Dr. Midnight: " *Sigh*, sadly yes."
Owlman: "Goddamn, this blog's really starting going to down the toilet!"
Dr. Midnight: "Uh huh."
It's the Commodores and their hit "Night Shift"