Well it took me forever to figure out why I couldn't get last Thursday's post published. Trust me, I went over every spelling error and mistake I could find before finally figuring out it there was error with the Commodores video link.
So with that all behind me, here's today's skit for your entertainment.
Captain America: "Batman! How the hell are you son? Long time no see."
Batman: "Yes, yes it has been a long time."
Both: "So, what'd you think of my movie?"
Both "Ha, ha, jinx!"
Captain America: "No, I think mine went did pretty darn well at the box office."
Batman: "Yours? You mean yours and the Avengers' movie right?"
Captain America: "Uh, yeah that's what I meant soldier. Our, as in the Avengers and I's movie."
Batman: "Huh, I bet."
Batman: "Well I don't mean to brag, but my movie topped your movie's box-office debut!"
Captain America: "Poppy-cock!"
Batman: "Oooh, you must be pissed since you used the word Poppy-Cock."
Captain America: "Damn straight, it's go time!"
Both men prepare to go at it........
Spidey: "Hey guys, what's up? Sooooo we talking about my new movie yet?"
Batman: No, we were talking about our movies. And for the record, your's was so horrible I was going to track you down and demand my money back.
Spidey: "But why? It was pretty good, well compared to the last one it was."
Batman: "No it wasn't, and they're both bad. Now that Emma Stone's completely bang-able , and Martin Sheen was wasted, but the rest? Epic Fail!"
Captain America: "Wait, that was Martin Sheen? Really? I thought that his drug-addled son, Charlie Sheen."
Batman: Ooh, sick burn!"
Spidey: "I really hate you guys!"