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Monday, September 17, 2012

"Everyone's a critic"

What's up people?

Well it took me forever to figure out why I couldn't get last Thursday's post published. Trust me, I went over every spelling error and mistake I could find before finally figuring out it there was error with the Commodores video link.

So with that all behind me, here's today's skit for your entertainment.

Enjoy!



Captain America: "Batman! How the hell are you son? Long time no see."

Batman: "Yes, yes it has been a long time."

Both: "So, what'd you think of my movie?"

Both "Ha, ha, jinx!"
Captain America: "No, I think mine went did pretty darn well at the box office."

Batman: "Yours? You mean yours and the Avengers' movie right?"

Captain America: "Uh, yeah that's what I meant soldier. Our, as in the Avengers and I's movie."

Batman: "Huh, I bet."

Batman: "Well I don't mean to brag, but my movie topped your movie's box-office debut!"

Captain America: "Poppy-cock!"

Batman: "Oooh, you must be pissed since you used the word Poppy-Cock."

Captain America: "Damn straight, it's go time!"

Both men prepare to go at it........

Spidey: "Hey guys, what's up? Sooooo we talking about my new movie yet?"

Batman: No, we were talking about our movies. And for the record, your's was so horrible I was going to track you down and demand my money back.

Spidey: "But why? It was pretty good, well compared to the last one it was."

Batman: "No it wasn't, and they're both bad. Now that Emma Stone's completely bang-able , and Martin Sheen was wasted, but the rest? Epic Fail!"

Captain America: "Wait, that was Martin Sheen? Really? I thought that his drug-addled son, Charlie Sheen."

Batman: Ooh, sick burn!"

Spidey: "I really hate you guys!"

Extras:




9 comments:

Randomnerd said...

Oh SNAP! I'm laughing so hard right now I can't think of anything intelligent to say.

Dale Bagwell said...

Ha, ha, don't worry man you're excused. Glad you enjoyed it:)

And yes, and I do endorse and fully condone Batman and Cap's opinions regarding Spidey's new movie. It was turrible, just turrible:(

Randomnerd said...

So I've heard, although I haven't seen it yet. I'm almost assured to be exposed to it at some point. The little boy has been obsessed with Spider Man since he could pick up a comic book and is dying to watch it.

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

ooooh big time Spiderman dis. but who am i to talk considering my posting today when it comes to bitching about stuff in the comic book related biz lately.

Omega Agent1 said...

Ha Ha.....Bats, that's my Dude.

@Random, my sentiments exactly

Dale Bagwell said...

@Randomnerd, well if you haven't yet, you're not missing out on anything, and it's best you spare your eyes and ears of the horror.....the horror!

@Shlomo, yeah well we pretty much you'll always be doing that, so no biggie there:)

No seriously, there's a lot to harp on about, as I often do myself. Damn you Mainstream comics and you're tired and contrived trends!!!!!:(

@Omega, yeah Bats is my main man too. SO much so, that I think his 1950's era Bat-symbol is going to be my next tattoo.

Randomnerd said...

Oooh. That'd be a cool one Dale. I'm getting Thor myself.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Randomnerd, no kidding, that'd be cool as hell man! If and when you get it, you gotta' show me. I'll do likewise, promise:)

Randomnerd said...

Right-O! As soon as possible. :)