Thursday, July 21, 2016

So, Who Would Win?: B'Wana Beast VS. Kraven The Hunter


Alright kids, here's a unique match up for this week's edition of So, Who Would Win?, as I pit one of DC Comics' oddest heroes in direct opposition in the form of B'Wana Beast against  one of Marvel's least successful hunters, Kraven the Hunter.

So here's the deal on both combatants:

-B'wana Beast's deal:

B'Wana Beast is 6'6" and weighs 285lbs when he has his powers, otherwise he's normally 6'0" and 190lbs sans powers.

B'Wana got his powers from drinking the mystical natural waters of Mt. Kilimanjaro,  which greatly increased his overall size, speed and strength to superhuman levels.
He can also communicate with animals via his red helmet, as well as trans-mutate two or more animals, to temporarily create a giant hybrid.

-Kraven the Hunter's deal:

Kraven is 6'0" and  weighs 236lbs.
"The son of a Russian aristocrat, Sergei found he had a great talent after finding employment in Africa. After meeting a witch doctor, Kraven took a herbal potion which enhanced his physical powers. He used his new found powers to further aid his big hunts."

So basically, Kraven was already one of the world's best hunters, but thanks those herbs, his normal attributes, such as speed, strength, etc, have been boosted to peak human levels, going into superhuman levels.

Powers-wise, it seems like B'Wana has the advantage, provided he has easy access to any variety of nearby animals that can he put to use, otherwise Kraven could very well have this in the bag if he can somehow negate Beast's other powers and abilities. Either way, this could be a hell of  a fight.

We'll definitely see.


B'wana Beast 


Kraven the Hunter

Who Wins and Why?

I'd love to hear your guesses on this one.

Have a good weekend everybody.......


Dan W said...

Kraven. The classic Spidey foes win everything - plus he 'killed' Spider-Man and he's been on the same team as Sabretooth, Nick Fury and Silver Sable - he's got to have learnt a few moves from those guys!

Dale Bagwell said...

Ha ha, I'd be inclined to agree with you Dan. Kraven does seem to have an edge to him doesn't he? Then you learn how long-lived he is/was/is, and you wonder how Spider-Man ever beat him the first time they met.

I wouldn't count Beast out yet though. Sure he's a C-lister at best, but that doesn't mean he should be totally underestimated.

Still, overall, I'd have to give it to Kraven too.
Thx for weighing in Mate.

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

this is a no brainer B'wana is a D lister character with a lame name and a costume that looks like something on the set of a gay porn shoot. by the way Dale check your damn email already.

Dale Bagwell said...

Ha ha, damnit Sholmo! You've got a point though. He does doesn't he? But shit Kraven's not exempt from being a possible extra in a gay porn either.

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