Monday, April 21, 2014

Dr. Hoo.....

What's up people?

So......did you guys survive the Easter/Zombie Jesus/Hitler's birthday/420-day weekend festivities?
Yeah? Cool. Me too.

A friend of mine was all like "What's with Stoners and Hitler's birthday?"
I was like, 'cause it's easier to speak German when you're stoned?

No one gets Rosetta Stoned? Just me huh?

Okay, the cheese stands alone......;0

Onto today's skit, and one of my favorite characters to use that should be high all the time, B'Wana Beast.

The End

Like you guys haven't already thought of that connection right? Right?



The King of Thessaly said...

Hey, yo! -I wanna buy some crack.
I had a sober-ass 4:20, man- such a bummer... gotta keep my urine clean right now. I blame Hitler!
"Rosetta Stoned" -Haw haw!
B'wana Beast IS awesome! -I can't believe they made a figure...
That's a really nice Hawkman sculpt too.
...and now I wanna watch Doctor Who. Fuck, when does that new season finally start? -I think I've got awhile...

Dan W said...

I never thought of Hawkman and Dr Who ever before. I've never got the good Dr and now it's so far in I wouldn't know where to start.

Sorry for the absence lately. Been pretty sick and yuck, and recovery was delayed by the absence of a hot nurse.

Dale Bagwell said...

@King: I'm so fucking glad they did make B'wana Beast man. He's the Jeff Spicoli of my skitverse.
....And yet he has no nipples, unlike Hawkman the Barbarian.

I have no idea when he new season starts, but I can get back to you on that..

@Dan: Sorry to hear you're under the weather mate. Get well soon, although it seems the lovely hot nurse in question is already taking care of that.
That'll add some 'roo to your doo;)

Same here on the Dr. Who stuff. I'm nowhere near watching all the 10th Doctor's adventures or the Matt Smith's, so yeah, I hear ya.

The King of Thessaly said...

Hmmmmmm- No bellybutton either... HE WAS NEVER BORN! HE is the nightmare abomination who will swallow all out souls!!!

Dale Bagwell said...

@King: He was ever since Zero Hour....and then after Starlin fucked up Johns' reboot.

He's a true loco poyo;)

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

B'Wana Beast, for fuck's sake could DC have come up with a more Village People style character or what? you might as well have had him singing YMCA in this skit.

The King of Thessaly said...

*our* souls... Stupid typo.
I liked Zero Hour.

Better watch out Shlomo- B'wana Beast will combine into a black-widow spider / elephant hybrid and fuck your ass up for that insult!

Dale Bagwell said...

@Shlomo: Yeah, King's right man. Respect the 'Beast! He may look like a demented cousin of George of the jungle's, but he'll have you rapped prison style by a literal spider-monkey. Think on that....

The King of Thessaly said...

"Literal spider-monkey"! -Ha!!!

Dale Bagwell said...

@King: I'd so pay to see that happen. I'm not lying;)