Thursday, June 08, 2017

So, Who Would Win?: Drax the Destroyer VS. Lobo


What's up people?

For this week's edition of So, Who Would Win?, I'm pitting two very well-known all-around badass shitkickers that love a good fight as much as they probably love a good fuck. Maybe both at the same time, who knows.

What I do know, is these two famous brawlers would probably be instant BFF's, or at least close to it, considering how  much they have in common.

But this isn't Fantasy Team-Up, this is So, Who Would Win? and that's exactly what they're going to do; fight each other to the death.

But before we get to them throwing hands, we're going to quickly review the stats and see how they compare to each other.

Drax the Destroyer's stats:
6' 4" 7'4" (Most powerful form); 5'9" (as Arthur Douglas)

Information-silk Weight

680 lbs (308 kg) 1,050 lbs (Most powerful form); 161 lbs. (as Arthur Douglas)

AbilitiesCurrently: Superhuman strength, endurance, stamina, speed, senses
Regenerative Healing Factor
Thanos killing aura
Highly skilled in use of knives
Previously: Psychic detection of others Thanos had contact with
Infinity Gem Empowerment
Cosmic Awareness
Formerly: Ability to sense Thanos' location
Cosmic energy blast projection

Damn. Not bad. Now Lobo's.....

Lobo's stats:



That's right folks; this one will most definitely go the distance in a fight that would probably last for days on end without either getting too tired.


Drax the Destroyer



Who wins and why?
Let me know who you think would ultimately be the last Bastich standing.....

That's it for me this week, Imma' peace out this bitch....


Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

i honestly have no idea who would win this fight but if i may digress for a moment go to Google and do a key word search for "Jason Momoa Lobo".

Dale Bagwell said...

Damn. He should be playing Lobo and not Aquaman from the looks of it.

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

i think he's gonna be a great Aquaman never the less and The Wonder Woman movie has me even more stoked for The Justice League in November.

Yeahhhh, I don't think he's going to be very at all. I mean he is a Kree soldier after all, and I highly doubt...