Who else is hungry for some chicken?
By the way, this was inspired by the fact that for some weird reason this year, every time I clean my car, birds find it and shit on it. And when I say shit on it, I mean they SHIT on it! I'm sure it doesn't help that it's a white car, but fuck man, it's fucking redonkulous! I swear, I want to find the fuckers that are doing it and shit on them in their homes and see how they like it.
What? Don't judge me.