Ready for the Holidays? Yeah me neither. Fuck em'.
No seriously. I don't see why the rush for Christmas to be here already with all these pre-Thanksgiving sales and all.
Sure I'd like for the year to be over too, but damn retailers! Can we not acknowledge that it's still technically Fall?
Anyhoo, here's some free laughter to help you out in between trying to figure out who sits next to who on Turkey day and what gifts to get on the cheap....