Mr. Morbid's House of Fuckery: So, Who Would Win?: JLA VS. The Black Order

Tuesday, April 09, 2019

So, Who Would Win?: JLA VS. The Black Order

This particular match up came to me out of the blow while looking at some pics of assembled Marvel Legends Black Order figures.

So that got me thinking, what if the JLA were to fight the Black Order?

Now ideally in a team battle like this I'd make sure the roster number was even steven so it'd be fair. But as is the case with the Black Order as it stands, it'd be 6 VS 7, so for the purpose of this fight, I'm adding in another member who's associated with the Black Order, even if she wasn't an official
member member, but has worked with them enough to warrant inclusion. So now it's 7-on-7 and fair as fuck.

Let's take a quick look at the respective roster of combatants and their powers/skills shall we?

-JLA:

1). Superman

Abilities	Superhuman strength, speed, durability, and longevity Invulnerability Superhuman vision Heat vision Electromagnetic spectrum vision Microscopic vision X-ray vision Telescopic vision Infrared vision Superhuman breath Freeze breath Wind breath Flight

2). Batman

Abilities	Genius-level intellect Peak human physical condition Master martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant Master detective Master strategist Utilizes high-tech equipment and weapons

3). Wonder Woman

Abilities	Superhuman strength, speed, reflexes, stamina, and durability Accelerated healing Immortality Master hand-to-hand combatant Flight Uses Lasso of Truth, indestructible bracelets, projectile tiara, sword, shield, and invisible jet

4). Green Lantern

Abilities	Trained aircraft pilot Power ring grants: Generation of hard-light constructs Flight Force fields

5). The Flash

Abilities	Immense Superhuman speed Vast Superhuman stamina Vast Superhuman Reflexes Vast Superhuman Reaction Vast Superhuman Agility Vast Superhuman endurance Intangibility through molecular vibration at high velocity Speed Reading Molecular control Time travel and Dimension travel by running faster than the speed of light Creation of vortexes Supercharged brain-activity Electricity and Lightning manipulation Accelerated healing factor Enhanced perceptions and senses Electrokinesis Time manipulation Able to give/take speed Speed-Force aura Resistance to telepathy Rapid cellular regeneration Speed mirage creation Sonic shockwave projection Memory absorption

6). Aquaman

Abilities	Aquatic physiology: superhuman strength, speed, endurance, agility, durability, reflexes, and senses Marine telepathic control of all aquatic life Able to speak and understand any language on earth Utilizes the Trident of Poseidon Underwater adaption / Super-fast swimming Accelerated healing (alternate continuities) Hydrokinesis (alternate continuities) Attuned to the Clear (alternate continuities)

7). Martian Manhunter

Abilities	Superhuman Breath, Endurance, Speed & Strength Superhuman vision Heat vision Electromagnetic spectrum vision Microscopic vision X-ray vision Night vision Telescopic vision Infra-red Vision Genius-level intellect Photographic memory Extrasensory Perceptions Shapeshifting Invisibility Intangibility Regenerative healing factor Flight Martian nine senses Telekinesis Telepathy

-The Black Order:

1). Thanos

Abilities	Superhuman strength, speed, agility, durability, and longevity Superhuman physiology of Eternals Genius-level tactician Skilled hand-to-hand combatant Plasma energy projection

2). Corvus Glaive

Abilities	Super strength, speed, endurance, and senses Immortality Wields a powerful glaive he can call to his hand

3). Proxima Midnight

Abilities	Invulnerability Superhuman strength, speed, and endurance Wields a powerful spear

4). Supergiant

Abilities	Telepathy Mental Manipulation

5). Ebony Maw

Abilities	Genius-level intellect Telepathy Telekinesis Mind control Flight

6). Black Dwarf/Cull Obsidian

Abilities	Super-Strength, unbreakable skin

7). Black Swan

Abilities	Superhuman strength Flight Energy beam projection through her eyes Telepathy Knowledge of the incursions and the multiverse Ability to speak in multiple languages and generate holographic visuals from her hands

Something tells me the Black Order, just looking based off the team's respective stats, are than capable of holding their own with the JLA's big seven.

Of course a fight just between the JLA and Thanos would be more than enough of thrilling battle in and of itself, but throw in those other six, and goddamn if the JLA don't have their work cut out for them.

So,

The JLA