Wednesday, August 01, 2018

Oh Little Johnny, NO!

Yup, apparently Dr. Doom and the Catholic Church (or any Christian church for that matter) both don't want you to have fun touching yourself

That Doom, what a cock (and/or clit) blocker.....Who knew?

Oh and there's this too.....

               That's right kids, it's the first of the month, and you know what that means:


 Enjoy the hell out of those foods stamps you crazy kids. We're paying for 'em. Ha ha. 

Finally, today is my good buddy and fellow blogger Googum's birthday today.

Yup he shares the same birthday as MTV. To quote Goldmember from the Austin Powers movie of the same name, "ISN'T THAT VEIRD!!!!"

So do him a solid and go wish a Happy Birthday on his blog. 

My own birthday's this Saturday, and no, I'm not looking forward to turning 37. Yes, 37, and no I don't look it, but yes, oh god so I feel it.  DAMN KIDS!!!!


Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

you think you feel old now? wait until you start to get into your 40s and have to hold items with small print on them further away from your eyes to read them better.

Dale Bagwell said...

At the rate I'm going considering how often and how long I'm usually sitting in front of a computer screen I'll be there in another year or so, ha ha.

Gary said...

37? Pfft - a mere babe in arms. I shall be 49 in three weeks or so which means next year, I'm turning 50.

50 for fuck's sake . . . how the hell did that happen?

Still, one comment about that picture: exactly why is Doom's victim telling his sister that he's doing . . . whatever he's doing?!

Dale Bagwell said...

Really? Ouch, you got me there. I'm still dreading the inevitable turn to 40 in 2021, but since you put it that way, turning 37's not so bad.
As they say you're only as young as you feel.

I want to say to say that's Johnny speaking but I can't be certain, and I haven't been able to find the the rest of the page that goes with that panel to corroborate that theory, so you'll just have to assume that's Johnny.

Either way, slap a logo sticker on that sucker and call it a day.

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