Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Oh Little Timmy, NO!




Damn. Looks like Clerks 2 has influenced another poor misguided youth.....

In case you didn't know and/or haven't watched the movie Clerks 2, there's a part in there where  a live donkey show act is hired to perform, called "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud"....Except Kelly's the donkey's name, and the sexy stud is a guy who goes down on said donkey. Trust me, you gotta' see it to get the whole experience. Funny, funny shit.




The whole thing even rated an actual t-shirt:


3 comments:

Gary said...

Man, what was little Timmy really about to do? I'm sure it was something more innocent - and less funny - than your take!

Shlomo Ben Hungstien said...

Clerks and Chasing Amy are by far Kevin Smith’s best movies but Clerks 2 certainly had its moments and was all around pretty good. Smith was also a lot of fun in Die Hard 4 which was the best Die Hard since the original.

Mr. Morbid's House Of Fun said...

@Gary: The world may never know man. I know one thing, it sure as hell didn't look like he was planning on feeding the goat, unless he was smuggling some goat pellets underneath his nutsack.


@Shlomo: Personally I prefer Clerks 2 to the first one, but I think that's because the second one was made to be more mainstream friendly with lots more jokes, plus it's hard to beat a donkey show with a twist.

Haven't watched DH4 though. All I know is Kevin Smith came away from the whole thing disgusted at Bruce Willis for his primadonna attitude and said the whole experience turned him off from working with Willis again.

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