So, Who Would Win?: The Howling Commandos of SHIELD VS. The Creature Commandos

TGIT!!!!!

Oh fuck me, is it really the 1st of a new month already!?

Yup.

And you know what that means....it's....the........

Yup, it's the first of the month.

So how was your Halloween? Did you score lots of candy? Get some ass or dick? 

Mine was relatively quiet, taking my nephew trick-or-treating, then going home and watching Paradise PD, a funny ass show on Netflix while chowing down on spoonfuls of Nutella.

  Not the traditional thing to be watching, but hey, the show's funny as fuck and highly recommended by yours truly. 

Alright, well as you can see from today's official title, I'm finishing out my Halloween-themed week editions of So, Who Would Win? with a fight between two military teams comprised of nothing but monsters and a single human handler, as I pit Marvel's Howling Commandos of SHIELD against DC's Creature Commandos.

Now I understand there have been multiple incarnations and variations of both team's respective rosters, so for the sake of this battle I'll just be focusing on the original members only. 

Let's take a look at each team's roster and quick analysis of their respective abilities shall we?

-Howling Commandos:

1). Dum Dum Dugan (Robot) 

2). Warwolf (Werewolf)

3). Teen Abomination (Super-strength, invulnerability)

4). Vampire By Night (Vampire)

5). Man-Thing (Super-Strength, regeneration, can melt with fear)

6). Manphibian (Super-Strength, breathe underwater)

7). Orrgo (Blast Power

Matter Absorption

Reality Manpulation

Super Strength

Telekinesis

Telepathy

Teleport)

8). Hit-Monkey (Amazing marksmanship)

9). Jasper Sitwell (Zombie)

-Creature Commandos:

1). Pvt. Lucky Taylor (Frankenstein)

2). Dr. Myrna Rhodes (Medusa)

3). Warren Griffin (Werewolf)

4). Sgt. Vincent Velcro (Vampire)

5). G.I. Robot (Robot)

6). Lt. Matthew Shrieve (No powers)

Well shit....

Right off the bat it looks like the Creature Commandos are hopelessly out-numbered 9-6, and one of them doesn't even have super-powers, so there's that. 

If you look at it, even if I removed 3 to make it even, power-wise the Creature Commandos would still be at a major disadvantage, meaning this one seems to be pretty much a foregone conclusion as to who's winning this one.

That being said though.....

So, 

The Howling Commandos of SHIELD

VS.

The Creature Commandos

 Who wins and why?

Let me know who you think's the last monster team standing after all is said and done in the comments' section.

Ok kiddies, have a good rest of the week.....