Oh fuck me, is it really the 1st of a new month already!?
Yup.
And you know what that means....it's....the........
Yup, it's the first of the month.
So how was your Halloween? Did you score lots of candy? Get some ass or dick?
Mine was relatively quiet, taking my nephew trick-or-treating, then going home and watching Paradise PD, a funny ass show on Netflix while chowing down on spoonfuls of Nutella.
Not the traditional thing to be watching, but hey, the show's funny as fuck and highly recommended by yours truly.
Alright, well as you can see from today's official title, I'm finishing out my Halloween-themed week editions of So, Who Would Win? with a fight between two military teams comprised of nothing but monsters and a single human handler, as I pit Marvel's Howling Commandos of SHIELD against DC's Creature Commandos.
Now I understand there have been multiple incarnations and variations of both team's respective rosters, so for the sake of this battle I'll just be focusing on the original members only.
Let's take a look at each team's roster and quick analysis of their respective abilities shall we?
-Howling Commandos:
1). Dum Dum Dugan (Robot)
2). Warwolf (Werewolf)
3). Teen Abomination (Super-strength, invulnerability)
4). Vampire By Night (Vampire)
5). Man-Thing (Super-Strength, regeneration, can melt with fear)
6). Manphibian (Super-Strength, breathe underwater)
7). Orrgo (Blast Power
Matter Absorption
Reality Manpulation
Super Strength
Telekinesis
Telepathy
Teleport)
8). Hit-Monkey (Amazing marksmanship)
9). Jasper Sitwell (Zombie)
-Creature Commandos:
1). Pvt. Lucky Taylor (Frankenstein)
2). Dr. Myrna Rhodes (Medusa)
3). Warren Griffin (Werewolf)
4). Sgt. Vincent Velcro (Vampire)
5). G.I. Robot (Robot)
6). Lt. Matthew Shrieve (No powers)
Well shit....
Right off the bat it looks like the Creature Commandos are hopelessly out-numbered 9-6, and one of them doesn't even have super-powers, so there's that.
If you look at it, even if I removed 3 to make it even, power-wise the Creature Commandos would still be at a major disadvantage, meaning this one seems to be pretty much a foregone conclusion as to who's winning this one.
That being said though.....
So,
The Howling Commandos of SHIELD
VS.
The Creature Commandos
Let me know who you think's the last monster team standing after all is said and done in the comments' section.
Ok kiddies, have a good rest of the week.....
2 comments:
Man, I know next to nothing about the Marvel team - I'm pretty sure I only saw Dugan in the first Captain America film. Pretty sure I would have remembered Man-Thing making eyes at Agent Carter.
That said, I'm still going to say DC's Creature Commandos wins for one reason: Frankenstein.
I have no doubt that dude could take them all on single handed and still kick ass.
Hmm. interesting choice of winner there. And yes he's strong as hell, but he's seriously out-numbered in the strength department with Teen Abomination and Man-Thing being two massive hitters. If he can neutralize them, he'd have a good chance of being the sole survivor.
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