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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Bad Ralph?

Hey.....just because.......
and because I wanted to close out the Bad Ralph Trilogy like all the other less successful sequels ever made.......very poorly.

Enjoy kiddies;)

















The End.

Yep. He went with the super-blatant Family Guy bit-swipe.
Just staying classy kids;)


8 comments:

Dan W said...

Poor Hawkman :) Ralph's everybody knows about the bird was a good call though. Despite being forgotten by DC it's nice to know he still has time to tune into easy-listening radio!

Dale Bagwell said...

Ha ha, right? More like poor Ralph as far as his current non-status goes. I imagine if he was introduced into the .nu52, he'd be unnecessarLily angsty or some stupid shit like that to go with the current vibe over there. Only someone like a Grant Morrison would even do it right and respectful.

I don't know why, but actually it's Hawkman that kinda comes off a bit douchy here
Maybe Ralph was onto something;)

Thx for stopping by Dan.

Randomnerd said...

Hawkman usually does come off douchey. Which is scary, because that club is BIG.
Ralph is always on to "something" but doesn't know it because he's too busy trolling everyone and thinking of witty comebacks.

Dale Bagwell said...

@Random:

Yep. Ever since his "modernization" he's always been portrayed as having waaaaaay to much testosterone....like your typical jersey shore juicehead.

He probably just needs to chill and join his fellow bird brethren in shitting on a parked car or two.

As for Ralph....I'll cut the guy some slack. After all he does have the unfortunate position as the league's 2nd great detective, behind Batman.
I imagine if things turned out differently, Ralph would be more at home as a "party detective" @ some famous resort/theme park/popular cruise line for a living. Or on the venture brothers.
Just saying.

Randomnerd said...

I would actually pay money to see him and doc venture team up.

Dale Bagwell said...

Oh me too Random. Me too. That shit writes itself.

The King of Thessaly said...

-Attorney At Lawwwwwwwwww!

Dale Bagwell said...

@King: And that's right when DD comes in and sues Hawkman for gimmick infringment. Fucking lawyers, am I right? ;)