Friday, September 06, 2019

So, Who Would Win?: Daimon Hellstorm VS. Zatanna

TGIF!!!!

Welcome to another edition of ....










....Where I pit comic characters and/or teams of comic characters against each other in a battle to see who'd be the last man/woman/team last standing.

This week, it's a battle of magic users, as I have the Son of Satan, Daimon Hellstrom go one-on-one against the mistress of magic, Zatanna.



I figure as far as magic and powers-wise goes, they should be more of an even match than if I'd had Dr. Strange fight either of them. Because trust me, it just wouldn't be.



But hey, let's look at the stats and compare them shall we?

-Daimon Hellstrom:
AbilitiesDark magic user
Fire projection
Ability to heal others
Peak human physical capabilities
Plus he's literally the son of satan, so yeah you could say he;'s got friends in loooooow places if he needs an edge.


-Zatanna: 
AbilitiesSkilled and powerful user of magic
The limits of her powers have never been clearly established. She is often depicted working alongside the most powerful magic-users on Earth, including CirceMadame XanaduJohn ConstantineEnchantress, and Doctor Fate, while on another occasion Jason Blood sacrificed himself to free Zatanna from a trap as he felt that she was better qualified to face the current threat than he was. She has used her powers to command elemental forces, heal, transmute and transmogrify objects, manipulate minds, and attack her opponents with energy blasts. She has resurrected the city of Metropolis from ruin,[61] merged Aquaman's spirit with the entire ocean in the finale of the "Obsidian Age" story arc (albeit after the sorcerer Gamemnae had already merged Aquaman with a pool of water),[62] and manipulated time and space. During a portion of her initial tenure with the Justice League, her powers were more limited, consisting in the manipulation of fire, air, water, and earth.Furthermore, her powers seems tied to her self-confidence, as the long series of blunders described in Seven Soldiers left her both emotionally and psychologically shattered, powerless, until she was able to restore her lost confidence.
Zatanna is a skilled illusionist, showgirl and stage magician even without resorting to her innate magical powers. In fact she considers part of her "training" exercising sleight of hand tricks, and she claims to have invented a variation of the three-card monte called the "Zatara shuffle", in which she is so fast and precise that, even without resorting to cheating, only skilled gamblers like Selina Kyle are able to follow the movements of her hands.
Zatanna is also a skilled hand-to-hand combatant, being trained by her father during her childhood.

Again, these two would more than be a match for each other, with neither gaining a distinct advantage unless either Daimon was in Hell, or Zatanna was in her dimension or got a power boost from a fellow magic user.


So, 

Daimon Hellstrom








































VS.

Zatanna









Who wins and why?


Monday, September 02, 2019

"Killing Me Softly"


As I promised on Twitter, here's fresh, brand new skit to kick off Labor Day.....














I prefer the Fugees version myself....

Thursday, August 29, 2019

So, Who Would Win?: Moondragon VS. Professor X

TGIT!!!!


It's been awhile since I've done this, but welcome to an unexpected edition of


Faithful readers should know the deal by now with this particular column; I present a comic character or teams of comic characters, and pit them against each other last man standing-style to see who wins in the end.

This week, it's a battle of the telepathic baldies, as I'm pitting Moondragon against Professor X.







Let's look at the stats shall we?


-Moondragon:
Abilities

 Also according to her Wikipedia entry:

"Moondragon primarily possesses tremendous telepathic abilities which have enabled her to control the population of an entire planet to stop an ongoing war, while enslaving the thunder god Thor as her personal lover.[28] She has demonstrated willpower and spiritual strength rivaling that of Thanos,[29] and the Sorcerer Supreme Doctor Strange,[30] pierced the psionic shields of the cosmic entity Galactus to enable communication, and when borrowing her abilities, Thanos almost manages to overwhelm the Devourer.[31]
Beyond communication and control of other minds, she can induce mental illusions, cause personality changes, and erase specific memories. She can also fire bolts of psionic energy as concussive blasts that can either stun an opponent or render an opponent brain dead.
She is also a low-level telekinetic, an ability that lets her move and manipulate most physical matter by using only her thoughts, levitate herself and others, create shields of psychic force, and fire concussive psychokinetic energy blasts with sufficient strength to affect steel."

Just thought I'd point that out in case anyone reading this thought this would be a slam dunk for Xavier.

-Professor X:
Abilities

I don't think I have to remind you that in the comics, during the  infamous Dark Phoenix Saga, he went one-on-one with the Phoenix and won (he had Jean's help of course, but a win's a win)

I'm also using the classic, iconic versions of these characters, not so much the newer, resurrected versions of the two, especially since Xavier took over Fantomax's body, so he can walk again.


So, 


Moondragon















VS.


Professor X




















































Who wins and why?
Let me know who you think is the last baldy standing in the comments' section.




Wednesday, August 28, 2019

"Hello?"


Brought to you today by popular demand and as an alternative take to yesterday's skit......



Ahh, brings a tear to my eye every time.

Plus after seeing that Starburst commercial, I'll never see the song the same way again...




Tuesday, August 27, 2019

"Isn't He Lovely?"










Just a short skit, but one I've been thinking about making ever since I bought them.
For some reason Stevie Wonder's song "Isn't She Lovely" just seemed appropriate.

As you can see since last we spoke, I've bought a few new ML figures. The new Caliban BAF Wave Beast, Forge (not shown) and Blink (also not shown) as well as the new Wendigo BAF Wave Nightcrawler figure.

My sister bought me the new ML Retrowave Wolverine figure

 and the Marvel Treasury Collected Edition of Ed Piskor's Grand Design for my birthday.

 This is his personal history remix project, a project made from love, and it shows. Highly recommend getting this and the sequel. They're well-worth buying and reading for both new and old X-Men fans alike.


"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...