Soylent Green Hulk

I certainly don't remember THIS Hostess ad.....

So THIS is where Mark Millar got his idea for the incestuous, cannibalistic Hulk in Old Man Logan.

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Riiiiiight, sure you are Ollie, sure you are....

"Billy Mays Here...."

Huh. So that's what happened to him.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE.......

That Billy Mays. What a mensch. 

"Shut Up Bane!"

A quick little gag courtesy of a picture taken by David Willis, who just so happens to run his own blog and web comic series over at Shortpacked.com

Here's a link to an old Cat-Man figure review that the picture I used came from:
http://www.shortpacked.com/blog.php?postid=497

And yes, given enough drugs and alcohol, or a just a really good concussion, I can see Bane singing that famous line from the movie The Hangover.

I guess that would make Bane Alan, and that's.....hilarious......

Damn Tinder You Scary!

Speaking of Fucked up fake Tinder profiles, these aren't, even though they should be.

For all of you poor bastards and bitches still having to play the dating game, this is what awaits you out in Tinder-Land......

Okay, now this is one if fake, but funny:

Too soon?

Tinder, Bat-Villain Style Part 2

Hey, remember those fake, but funny Tinder profiles of the Joker, Bane, Clayface, Two-Face, and the Riddler?

Well if you don't,, here's the link to 'em:
http://dbsuniverse.blogspot.com/2018/01/tinder-bat-villain-style.html

So today I figured, eh, what the hell, I make another round of faux Tinder profiles with more Bat-Villains.

Enjoy......

First up is that fiery firebug himself, Firefly:

Nice.

Next up is Mr.Freeze '66 (Otto Preminger):

I guess he's finally over his beloved Nora now.....

Next is the professor of phobias, the Scarecrow

He's got a point about fear being an aphrodisiac. it's been scientifically proven.

Next up is waddles himself, the Penguin:

What a dirty bird that one.

And finally......Superman?

 

Sweet Christ Clark! Don't you have a wife and kid?????

I just happened to find that image while doing an image search for the Super-Friends version of Scarecrow, and found that. I sure as shit don't remember that episode of the Super-Friends, but it looks like it Clark got LIT in that one.   

Morbid Memes: The Brow

Here's some Morbid Memes guaranteed to help brighten your fucking day, or at least die trying.....

In case you didn't already know, today's Morbid Meme model is The Brow from the 1990 Dick Tracy movie. Take a bow 'Brow ;)