Keystone Krooks

What's up people?

You know the deal, posting when I can, and up to my eyeballs in in pages of Kansas#1 that need to be re-done in time to make deadline.

Fuck me! But we (Grindhorse Studios) merely wants to put out the best product we can, you know?

Anyhoo, onto the skit....

I'll apologize because of the erratic schedule, but you guys know he deal.

 The End

Oh, that Digger, right Dan?;)

"Cold As Ice"

The End.

Hey, you can't tell me someone like Cap wouldn't have the worst case of PTSD ever!

Nobody here but us Whackos

Hey, Happy New Year's Eve people!

Yes, today is indeed the last official day of the year, and the last post of this year as well.
I was really debating on whether or not to do a year in review special or not, but obviously I haven't, so maybe next year.

Anyhoo, today's skit should be a real treat for any and all West Coast Avengers' fans; Dan in particular;)

Enjoy!

All of a sudden......

                                                                 
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Ha, ha, love it!

Now before anyone mentions it, yes I misspelled hibernating, and probably Jeremy Reiner's name as well, but fuck it. My Paint.Net program doesn't have a spell-check function. I think;)

Hopefully you got some laughs from my last offering of 2012, and if not, well there's always next year/tomorrow right?

From all of us here @ Mr. Morbid's House Of Fun, I wish you and yours a very Happy New Year:)

Return of the slap!

Monday already? Damn where does the month go?

Today's episode features Elongated Man, who's busting his appearance cherry here @the House, and good ol' reliable Captain Cold.

Enjoy!

-Captain Cold flees the scene of a recent bank robbery in Midway City....

Captain Cold: "Ha ha! That was the easiest score of my life; almost too easy. I need to get the fuck outta' dodge before some stupid do-gooder gets in my way."

-All of a sudden that elastic hero, Elongated Man shows up.

Elongated Man:"Whoa, where you going Cold?"

Captain Cold: "Away from you to enjoy my hard-earned money and some loose women. Now step aside Hero!"

EM: "Now you know I can't do that! That's a direct no-no from the superhero code-book."

Captain Cold: "Have it your way Sherlock, but get ready to find out just how fucking brittle rubber gets when its frozen solid."

EM: "Sure, sure. I think we all watched the that first Fantastic Four movie and found out the answer to that one genius. But before you start blasting, can I ask you a question first?"

Captain Cold: "What, you gonna' beg out of this one Ralphy-boy?"

EM: "No, I just wanted to ask you a quick question."

Captain Cold: "Oh this'll be good. Sure pal, what is it?"

EM: "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Captain Cold: "What? You're really asking me that? Wait, I'm sure I know this one."

Captain Cold: "Is-*"

EM: "Slap!"

EM: "Ha ha. I'm the Elongated Man, bitch!"

Captain Cold: "Uhhh."

Come on people, you have to know where that's from.
If not, maybe this will refresh your memory:

COLD BLOODED!!!!!!!:)