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Well, she's got a point;)
If DC ever put together their version of the Guardians, I wonder who'd they pick, besides the obvious choice of Adam Strange to led them.
Any suggestions?
In addition to breaking down and buying Star-Lord(I much prefer his 2006 look, but I;m not shelling out 100$ for the SDCC exclusive version. Fuck that!) I bought this fine-ass chick:
Well folks this is it; today's my 200th post. Oh don't worry, it's not that big of a deal, as Dan does 200 posts a day on his aussie head, so no big whoop there. I will say I am glad and a little pleased with myself for having stuck with this for so long. As I've mentioned before, I have creative ADD, so that means being amused with one project, getting bored, and then moving on to something else. Commitment issues much? Not in the relationship department, but creatively, yes, very much so.
Anyhoo, here's my 200th post named after one of my favorite Ted Nugent songs, "Cat Scratch Fever."
Catman: "Hey pretty kitty, it is still considered bestiality if we do it with or cat-suits on?"
Cheetah: "How the hell should I know? This isn't a costume, this is my real skin you jack-ass! You're thinking of the other Cheetah."
Catman: "Oh yeah....Grandma Cheetah. Ehh, and no!"
Catman: "Sooo, you free tonight?"
Cheetah: "Seriously? After not even knowing this is my real skin, you want to go out with me?"
Catman: "Pretty much, yeah."
Cheetah: "Fuck it! I did "Snapper" Carr, so this can't be that bad. Take me home daddy, I'm all yours tonight!"
Catman: "Hell yeah!"
Catman: "Oh yeah, ummm. Wait what the hell's that? Is that kitty litter? Fuck it, I'm hardcore!"
Cheetah: "Umm hmm, that's right fucker, pull my tail!
Cheetah: "Aww, yeah, yeah, that's the spot. Pull me tail harder you son of a bitch!"
Catman: "Ye-ahhh! Damn you're hot tonight baby! I'll pull that tail all night long, I don't give a fuck! Damn you're a dirty girl!"
Dex-Star: "Oh hey guys have you seen------Whaaaaaat!? Inter-Species Erotica!? Harugphmprh!"
Catman: "You can watch all you want, but you are not getting in on this, capeice? I don't care what Lady Gaga says, it is gay on a three-way.....unless it's two chicks, then it's okay."
Ha ha! As a friendly reminder, always remember to have your pets spayed or neutered.......
Whew! Can't believe it's almost the end of the month already. Where the hell does the time go?
Speaking of time, it's time for a short skit involving the Hulk and Cheetah, as I attempt to answer what the Hulk does when he's lonely.
Enjoy!
Hulk-Grundy: "Here Kitty, kitty. Hulk-Grundy like nice kitty."
Cheetah: "Oh God, here we go again! Ahem, This is the 3rd time this week, aren't you tired of me yet handsome?"
Hulk-Grundy: "Haw, haw. No, Hulk-Grundy like nice kitty. Hulk-Grundy want to pet nice kitty again and again until she purrs."
Cheetah: "Pet me, pay me! Let's see some cash, and I'll let you pet my ass got it?"
Hulk-Grundy: "Sigh. Okay, Hulk-Grundy broke, but Hulk-Grundy go find ATM now. Nice Kitty stay here and Hulk-Grundy be right back."
Cheetah: "You'd better or no petting, and no making me purr! Now hurry up and go make Kitty happy."
Cheetah: "Wow! Solomon Grundy sure has gotten a lot dumber lately, even for him. And why is he calling himself Hulk-Grundy?"
Extra Scene:
Hulk-Grundy: "Can pretty kitty make change for a $20?"
Cheetah: "Can I what!? What type of girl do you think I am you cheap bastard? Come back when you have more money to spend on me than a lousy 20 bucks!"
Cheetah: "I swear to God if he wasn't so hung, I'd stay away from the big dumb retard!"
Just.....damn!
It's like they say,"Pimpin' ain't easy", and nether is whoring obviously.
Here's a short one today, but I think you guys will appreciate it just the same. And yes, it's definitely a play off the title, but it doesn't involve who you think it does.......unless your sick and smart:)
The Thing: "Hey Ladies! See something you like? 'Cause I'm aimin' to git my rocks off, haw haw!"
The ladies are stunned into silence, but can't turn away from the shocking sight!
Zatanna: "So that's why they call him The Thing!"
Cheetah: "My god! It looks like a big bowl of fruity pebbles!"
The ever lovin' end.
And here's a bonus variant "cover" of sorts for this skit:
Also on unrelated note, yesterday was my favorite Beatles' birthday!
Yes, Sir Paul Mccartney turned 70 yrs young, so wish him well. Happy Belated birthday Sir Paul!.
