Mr. Morbid's House of Fuckery: The Red Hood

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Thursday, August 10, 2017

The Red Hood (Jason Todd) VS. Daken

TGIT!!!!!

It's that time again kids, time once again for everyone's favorite week-ending column, So Who Would Win?

This week I'm pitting A former Bat-sidekick against the son of a certain famous Canadian mutant who's also boasting about being the Best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will- oops, wrong Canadian, ha ha. Actually it's Wolverine.

It's Daken, Wolverine's son, going up against the black sheep of the Bat-family, Jason Todd, a.k.a. the Red Hood.

Here's the stats for the two killers, as we compare them, seeing just how they stack up against each other on paper so to speak:

Daken:

Abilities	Excellent martial artist Superhuman physical attributes Accelerated healing factor Retractable claws Hyper senses Pheromone manipulation Immunity to telepathy

The Red Hood:

Abilities	Skilled martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant Skilled marksman Utilizes firearms and high-tech equipment

Now as you can clearly see, Todd seems to be at a distinct disadvantage due not possessing any super powers at all, especially none at the level and degree that Daken has. Still never, ever underestimate Jason Todd's resourcefulness, as he's shown time and time again, to underestimate him is a deadly mistake to make.

No doubt Jason would study Daken for any weaknesses and proceed from there if given that luxury, otherwise he'll have to so some very quick-like assessments on the spot as it happens.

He's definitely going to have to rely on all of his Bat-training and then some to counteract Daken's healing factor and pheromones.

So,

The Red Hood (Jason Todd)

VS.

Daken

Who wins and why?
Let me know who you think is the last progeny-standing in the comments' section below.

Have a good week everybody.....

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Fantasy Team-Up: The Red Hood And The Winter Soldier

Happy Hump Day People!

So here's a no-brainer;
Two famous ex-sidekicks teaming up. Why? Who cares.
They just do.
And it is Legen.......wait for it.......Dary!

I'm pretty sure countless other blogs and forums have already put those two together, but I think it bears repeating just out of sheer awesomeness.

I mean seriously, what other two people are more perfectly suited to team up and kick ass together than these two?

Former kid sidekicks? Check.

Both used to be deader than dead and stayed that way until 10 years ago? Check.

Both have attitude problems their currently working through? Check.

Both tried to kill their respected mentors? Check.

Both either attempted or did replace their mentors at one point? Check.

Both had movies devoted to them? Check.

Both seriously fucking love them some guns? Check, check, and double check.

Sure Nightwing's the original sidekick, but its he nowhere as inclined to kill or is as mentally screwed up as Jason is(although he really should be at this point).

So, imagine whatever scenario you like, just as long as it causes these two to team up, kick ass, take names, and then go grab some beers afterwards.

They could even star in a reboot of that 80's sitcom, Perfect Strangers.

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

So, Who Would Win: The Winter Soldier Vs. The Red Hood

Happy Hump Day People.

So I was thinking up who to pit against each other for this week's So, Who Would Win, and after recently re-reading the very short Heroic Age era relaunch of the Avengers title, I found my participants.

The Winter Soldier Vs. The Red Hood.

Yep, two former famously dead sidekicks. Both not afraid to kill(and in some cases, overly unafraid to kill)

Bucky "Winter Soldier" Barnes.....