Doom-Line Bling

What's up people?

Have a good Turkey Day? Still feel full even now?
Ha ha, yeah I bet.

Well back to work folks, and nowhere is that more true than here, at the House Of Fun, as today I present you a topical-ish skit.

If you haven't already guessed by the title, it's directly linked to one of the most spoofed and gif'ed videos out there, Drake's "Hotline Bling."

Here's what I'm talking about:

Yeah, and now, here's my humble submission to the long pile of imitators....

Yeah, that's how I see Secret Wars ending......

"Swiper No Swiping"

The End

A rather quick and probably illogical escalation of events, but fuck it, it's pseudo comics right? Not like that;s never happened before.

I'm proud to say these are just two of a very small handful of Transformer figures that I've managed to keep from my childhood. I used to have much more than that, as I was a HUGE Transformers and G.I.Joe fan back in the day.

And of course, as you can see, ol' Sidwswipe and Jazz have seen better days. Hell, Jazz is "borrowing" Starscream's leg, so maybe he should turn himself in as well?;)

These two come from a short-lived wave of non-transformable Transformer figures. They were decent enough for the time, but I wonder now what the hell I was thinking buying them when they didn't even transform. What can I say, I was a dumb kid sometimes back then.