Said The Toyman...

He's got a point you know.....

Oh You Dirty Toy(Man)

Merry Christmas everybody

Hope you all got what you wanted, or are about to with the joys of online shopping.
We here @ the House of Fun are getting Snogged(Shit-faced off heavily-spiked Egg Nog)
and having a blast.
Hope you are too, wherever you may be.


Two skits today, here's the first featuring a very classic dirty twist on the old Christmas poem, "Twas A Night Before Christmas."


Enjoy;)

The End

This really should be a new annual Christmas tradition around here;)

"Silicon parts were made for toys"

And now for a skit that should've been already done because the very idea's so obvious if anyone really thinks about it for a second. But then that could just be me because I'm perverted like that. Enjoy.

Toyman: "Why is it that everybody thinks that just because my name is the Toyman, they assume I also make sex toys?"

       -Thinks about it for a minute

                                         Toyman: "Oh yeah, now I see it. Well, I guess I better get to work on that Owl-bot vibrator for Superwoman then. I don't get why an owl, but the customer's always right I supose."