Whole 'Lotta' Hangin' Goin' On!

Hey, it's not like I'm the first person to point shit like out or anything.
I mean how many times has it been mentioned that the sex lives of superheroes and villains is extremely fucked up due to the nature of their lives and powers?

Rick Veitch's Brat Pack is one example, The Venture Brothers animated series is another, as in the time they had a stand in for the Burt Ward version of Robin admit in group therapy that he couldn't get off sexually unless he had a time bomb strapped to his body.

You can't tell me that's not a fair assessment.

And not to get left out, but here's one more courtesy of one of my favorite DC Super-teams (If you haven't already guessed by now) The Doom Patrol.....



No, he's not dead Rita. He's just sleeping. Poor guy went and tuckered himself out. Just give him a couple hours for it all to wear off and then he'll be as good as new again....for an ego-maniacal, manipulative, evil, somewhat heroic genius cripple that is.

Holy Bat-Boner Batman!

'Cause giving the bad guys boners was what was required of a sidekick back in those days apparently....add in the fact that this one's a ginger (like Pre-Crisis Jason Todd used to be) and you can add soul-stealer to the offense list.

Keep fueling that gay Batman, keep fueling that gay fire. I bet the ghost of ol' Doc Wertham can still smell the boner-inducing fumes even now. Hope he chokes on 'em the fuck.....

No Bat-Fucks Given

In case you've been away from the internet for a week or more, and I highly doubt that, you've had to do already noticed the big buzz around the latest (Teen) Titans TV series trailer featuring the particularly infamous quote heard 'round the world, "Fuck Batman."

And while it shouldn't be that shocking considering how much that exact phrase has to have been repeated amongst the many heroes and villains of the DCU at various times over the years,  it's the fact that his partner Robin (or maybe ex-partner based off the overall tone of the show and promo) is the one that said it right out of the gate that makes it so shocking.

So yeah, (Teen) Titans is apparently getting the Riverdale treatment and will be edgy AF considering the demographic.

Hey, I don't have a problem with it. Whatever, I may, or may not watch it, but at least the show's already doing its job in generating buzz a head of the premiere.

Here's an online article that helps round up most of the popular jokes and memes dedicated to this new Bat-Phenomenon now:

https://uproxx.com/viral/funniest-best-tweets-titans-tv-show-f-ck-batman/

You just know if this was back during the Adam West Batman show and Dick had said that to Batman, Bruce would've whipped out the ol' industry bat-sized Bat-soap for the boy to chomp on......after getting spanked......probably.....

And it looks like Dick's not the only Bat-Family member to break bad......






If this isn't a PSA I don't know what else is......



Also in the news, director James Gunn is the latest celeb to get in deep shit for some bad stuff he said, which led to Disney shit-canning his ass off Guardians of the Galaxy.

Yup. 

Thanks to the beauty of the internet we nice little round up of old tweets Gunn posted where he claims he was trying to be provocatively funny and offensive, all at the same time.

Here's just a small sample of what he tweeted out:

Yeah, probably not a good idea to ever joke about pedophilia like that, especially if you're a celeb who's constantly in the public eye.

Now apparently even though these are old tweets from around 2012 and earlier, before the first Guardians' movie, someone at Disney and Marvel just had to have known this shit was out there floating around to be discovered right?

Surely he would've and in fact HAD told his respective bosses about those......right? I guess not.

As I write about this, there's already plenty of public outcry about this, both in support of Gunn, as in the case of Drax himself, actor/wrestler Dave Bautista, and those against him.

In fact as of now, he has about over 150,000 people who have signed a petition to Disney to re-hire him.

Yeah, good luck with that. Ask Rosanne how that well that'll work out for him. 

Look, I'm all for inappropriate humor and dirty, morbid jokes and shit, but making bad jokes about being a pedophile is dumb and really not that funny.....except if you happen to be an actual pedophile.

And for the love of Christ, if you're a well-known celeb auditioning for a big job that'll increase your public presence in the media, how about DON'T joke about pedophilia....or rape....or anything that could be closely associated to those things.

In fact, I've whipped a handy aid for all you celebs out there still debating on whether or not you should tell or tweet out a bad dirty joke:

You're welcome celebs.

I will say this about Gunn, he the was the best thing to happen to the Guardians' franchise, and now I'm curious who'll replace him. It's not going to be easy, especially since a familiar and well-working theme and tone has already been established. Then again, if Gamora's staying dead, as the rumors are saying, maybe a new change of direction will better reflect the changes that were caused by Infinity War.

#SickBurn

                                                                  Ha ha. #SickBurn

We need a rebuttal from the GODDAMN Batman on this.

3 Little Jokers

I'm really, really curious how DC follows up on this dangling plot-line Geoff Johns dropped on everyone. Good or bad, at least it got people talking.

I mean, will we ever they ever reveal the Joker's real name? And if so, for which Joker?

Memes, Memes, Memes!

Happy Hump Day!!!!










And finally, here's your moment of Zen....


Good luck trying to squash those gay rumors now Batman....

The Kids Aren't Alright

Meanwhile.....

What can I say, parents just don't understand.

To The Fapmobile

What's up people?

So, you're unless you're a Broncos or Panthers fan, you're favorite team didn't make it this year.
Sucks I know.

Hey don't feel bad. I'm a lifelong Steelers' fan and they never win anymore, so you know...thankfully I smartened up and quit following that shit years ago. And as a Steelers' fan, that's probably the best advice I can give you;)



But we did get to see the official return of the X-Files last night, and damn, I haven't been so excited to see that show since it first came on back in the day. Overall it was a decent first episode, but damn did you have a lot, and I mean A LOT of exposition to sit through, as everything had to be set up first to get to the good stuff....which really didn't happen until right up to the very end, and then it started to feel more like the X-Files I remembered.
But damn does the continuation for tonight look really good, as we can finally get to the good stuff, and see fucking action.

Still, it was pretty good to see Mulder and Scully again, even though you can tell they've aged quite a bit. This "season" is only about what, six episodes long, so hopefully there'll be more if the ratings' gods and the cast deem it so.

But if even the X-Files returning wasn't enough to lift your spirits, maybe this'll help......

Personally that's who I'd like to think is behind all those damn bat-fapping memes;)