Showing posts with label Morbius The Living Vampire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morbius The Living Vampire. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

There, Fixed It: Morbius, Vampire Pimp


It's wednesday and it's another day for another edition of







where I add my own caption on an existing cover, therefore "Fixing It."

This week is all about altering Spider-Man comic book covers and that's what I did today with this one:


Here's  in the famous original cover:




































Having not been alive yet at the time, my only exposure to this famous storyline was the issues of Marvel Tales that reprinted them with some sweet-ass, spooky covers:


This one was drawn by the famous European artist Moebius

And the sequel was drawn by the late, great Marshall Rogers:


                                And what the hell, how about I throw in this little quick gag:



I still love that classic parody video Starburst used, making a Lionel Richie head bust out of starburst candies.




Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Top 5: Netflix Replacements for Iron Fist and Luke Cage



So I'm sure you guys are all aware of the cancellations of Iron Fist and Luke Cage by Netflix for various reasons.

 

Apparently this movie by Netflix caught everyone surprise, fans and show creators alike, since the Luke Cage show was seen overall as the stronger of the two and season two of Iron Fist had apparently been a much better improvement from the last one.

Personally, I'll admit to not watching either shows, especially Iron Fist due to bad reviews.
Just wasn't really interested, and to be honest I'd rather have seen them appear together regularly in their own show, like Heroes for Hire, which is rumored to possibly go that way if Netflix so wishes.
A show based off Misty Knight and Colleen Wing called the "Daughters of the Dragon" is also another possible replacement, but for now that's all mere speculation.

So with that in mind, I've thought of my own possible replacements the cancelled shows, 5 of them to be exact:



My Top 5: Netflix Replacements for Iron Fist and Luke Cage


1). Damien Hellstrom
























I really wonder how Damien doesn't already have his own show, Netflix or not, when you consider his whole deal. I mean he's the literal son of Satan who's trying his damndest (get it damndest?) to be absolutely nothing like his father (who can't relate to that?)

Throw in a natural case of sibling rivalry with his sister Satana and you have all the makings of a hit show.

Oh and did I mention he also has a built-in connection with Jessica Jones through her BFF Patsy Walker, a.k.a. Hellcat? Yup. Now sure they don't have to have been previously married, but they could meet and date at least.

As for his occupation, well thanks to the Conjuring series of movies, being a paranormal investigator's all the rage, so that's what I'd make him as part of his regular day job, a paranormal investigator who releases evil, vengeful spirits and exorcises demons away from unwitting hosts.

Again, and honestly folks, this shit practically writes itself.

And hey you can also use Damien's show as an opportunity to introduce other Marvel magical characters like Topaz, Jennifer Kale, Dr, Druid and Brother Voodoo just to name a few.


2). Man-Thing




Yes the movie did NOT do Manny any justice...as in at all, but there's hope for redemption in giving him a much longer episodic series in which to properly tell his story. I'd also advise since the comparisons to the Swamp Thing TV show are inevitably going to be made, to go ahead and fully embrace them, giving us a more modern and much better version of Marvel's answer to Swampy.
Of course I'd only expect to the show to only last a season, and there's going have to be a good amount of money thrown at it for special effects and all, but if done right, it could be a really good surprise hit for Netflix. 

If only Steve Gerber was still alive to write it.....


3). Morbius The Living Vampire 























Despite the fact that Hollyweird's letting Jared Leto fuck up another comic character movie (Idk, maybe he actually makes this one work, who knows) Ol' Morbie's a pretty good candidate for his own Netflix series. Why?

Here's why: He hits the still-popular Vampire genre niche, with his tortured existence and ever-present constant hunger for blood, all the while possessing none of the typical limitations of regular vampires. That in itself is worth its weight in story-telling gold. And no, you don't really need to include Spider-Man in the series at all since Morbius can work independent of ol' web-head.


4). Simon Garth, Zombie


Okay now this one might seem like an odd choice, but hear me out: even in 2018 zombies are still all the rage, well ok, maybe that particular ship has already left the harbor due to how The Walking Dead is slowly but surely declining in ratings,  but its still possible to milk the genre just a little more with the tragic story of Simon Garth.

For those that don't know his story, real briefly, he was a workaholic executive for his family's coffee plantation business, who became an unwitting human sacrifice for a local voodoo cult when he was kidnapped by a former employee had fired. Despite the efforts of the cult's voodoo priestess to free him (she was in love with him) he became a zombie forever more.

There's definitely plenty of relatable and mine-able story elements here, as well as the fact that he can sometimes be controlled with the amulet of Damballah if you happen to possess the other half.
He can sometimes talk and is definitely not a traditional zombie in the fact that he's not mindless and constantly hungering for the taste of brains.

I think this could make for a very interesting series.

5). Moon Knight 


For me this is a true no-brainer, and THE only legit, number one possible replacement for Daredevil should Netflix ever decide to pull the plug on it.  And even if they don't(hopefully) the subject of Moon Knight would make for a very compelling and binge-worthy show.
Think about it; You have a street-level superhero who legit suffers from a mental disorder, who may or may not be powered by an Egyptian deity, a deity that also brought him back to life, he used to be a merc and he can call on anyone of his 4, count 'em 4 alternate identities to use. Nevermind a superhero with a double life, Marc Spector can have up to four!

How Moon Knight doesn't have his own show already I have no idea.
Let's make it happen Netflix!

Most and foremost I have to stress that while some of these characters could be excellent shows for the CW network, the tween and teen audiences IS NOT what I'm aiming for. These are to be serious and well-written shows, like most of the current Netflix shows are.....well for the most part anyways.


I did consider some other characters too, like....

  •  Hellcat, but then I'm not sure a supporting character like her can support her own show. 
  • Deathlok, but they'd have to reboot him scratch since he has the stink of Agents of SHIELD all over him (I'd use Charlie Huston's Deathlok the Demolisher mini-series as a blueprint) 
  • Werewolf By Night (Like the Howling maybe?)
  • Killraven (budget issues) and 
  • Sleepwalker: It would never happen even though it's a totally original premise.


So that's my list, whatta' ya' guys think?

Monday, October 23, 2017

"Almost Famous"













Hellboy's got a point here though; how the fuck ISN'T Morbius more mainstream popular, especially in the wake of the Twilight phenomenon a couple years back. 

And then before that, Anne Rice, when she was blowing up when "Interview With A Vampire" came out, Marvel didn't really capitalize on that one, even though yes, at the time, Morbius did have an ongoing at the time, even though it didn't last much longer after the movie came out.


Oh well, maybe one day....




Tuesday, November 01, 2016

"Fang's For The Memories"



Everybody have a good Halloween?

I know these guys did......I think......



















Worst Bob Hope Impression. EVER!

At least you guys got a brand new skit out of the deal.....

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Top 5: Real Life Celebrities That Look Like Morbius The Living Vampire

TGIT!!!!!!


You ever have those moments where you;re watching a movie or a television show, and you notice how a certain actor or actress really resembles a certain comic book character?

Yeah, me too.

So today, I've compiled a small list of celebrities that I feel really look a lot like Morbius the living vampire.

Should be fun.....

5). Ethan Hawke


Hey, he does have prior experience playing a vampire (Daybreakers anyone?) so.....


4). David Bowie

Unfortunately he can't now, but back in the day, especially in the late 70's, he certainly could've.

3). Trent Reznor


It just feels so right to go with such a dark and charismatic figure like Mr. "Grunge Jesus" himself.

2). Michael Jackson

C'mon, it's a no-brainer.....literally.....

1). Steve Buchemi


It's super obvious to me who could've played him in the early 90's, and I'm not alone in this; Wizard Magazine once cast him to play Morbius in a Midnight Sons movie.

It's true; look it up......

That's what I think. Who do you think might play a pretty damn convincing Morbius the living vampire on the big screen, or small?


Thursday, November 12, 2015

So, Who Would Win?: Dracula VS. Morbius The Living Vampire

TGIT!!!!!!



I know, I know, Halloween's over and has been for a week or so.
But this particular match-up really intrigued me.
I'm talking about Morbius the Living Vampire versus the MU's version of Dracula.

To my knowledge, these two have never faced off before or even met before, despite the seemingly inevitability of the whole thing.
Which is really weird since when has Marvel ever really not taken advantage of such an obvious money-making match-up before?


But don't worry fearless readers, because yours truly, Mr. Morbid, plans on righting that wrong, and laying out for you a nice scenario for you on how and why these two should not only meet, but pound it out in the classic comic time-honored tradition of this Halloween Hangover edition of So, Who Would Win?

First, let's put these in perspective as far as just how powerful these two are.

Dracula in the MU, has gone toe-to-toe with some of Marvel's most popular heroes, and has pretty much beaten them all.

Don't believe me, let's look at a quick list of heroes he's pwned:

-Dr. Strange

- The Uncanny X-Men


-Spider-Man


-The Silver Surfer( yes, even someone as powerful as the Silver Surfer)


-Blade

So, yeah, Dracula's not someone you wanna' fuck with.

Morbius's is no slouch either though. While he may not have racked up an impressive list of victories like Dracula has, he's still gone up against his share of popular MU characters as well and lived to tell about it.

Spider-Man

Blade

- Dr. Strange

- Venom

- Carnage
So, yeah, Morbius ain't no one to be fucked with either.

Also, lets take a quick look at each participant's strengths and weaknesses:

Dracula:
  • Incredible super-strength
  • An amazingly productive healing factor
  • Can control people and animals
  • Immortal
  • Flight 
  • Can turn into mist, animals, and other things
  • Super fast and agile
  • Can control the weather
  • Master strategist
  • Super-resistant to conventional injury and diseases
  • Can be harmed by wooden stakes, beheading, silver, garlic, sunlight
  • Needs blood to survive
  • Weak during sunlight hours
  • Can be harmed and destroyed by a Darkhold spell known as the Montesi Formula.



Morbius:
  • Super-strength
  • Flight
  • Enhanced speed and agility
  • Can fight in sunlight but still has an aversion to it
  • Mind-control 
  • Shape-change
  • has no weakness to traditionally known Vampire deterrents such as silver, garlic, or religious objects.
  • Scientifically super-smart
  • Limited Healing Factor


So here's my ideal scenario:

In a small but modern enough European village, Morbius has heard of a nearby resident scientist that's made huge strides in the particular areas of science and medicine that could possibly produce a cure for Morbius's condition.

Unfortunately for Morbie, Dracula too has sought out the attractive and famous scientist, intending to turn her in order for her to work for him.

This is in direct conflict with Morbius's needs, and the two run into each other just as Dracula has entranced and seduced the beautiful women into giving him her neck for a tasty bite.

Dracula's not too happy about being interrupted, especially by a being like Morbius, who he looks upon with disgust. After all, Morbius isn't a true vampire, just a pathetic pretender in name only, since Morbius's origins are more science than supernatural.

The two lock eyes and size each other up for what seems like an eternity, while the poor scientist is carelessly tossed aside like discarded paper floating in a breeze.

"You, foul beast. Pathetic pretender. How dare you besmirch the revered name Vampyre!
You are an affront to my kind that has been allowed to walk this world for too long.
For that, and for interfering in my affairs, you have earned my ire....and my wrath!"

"When you're done preening and posturing, oh lord of the vampires, I'm ready to finally to put you out of your misery."

"You fool! it is YOU who shall finally be delivered from your cursed existence! Not out of mercy for you, but mercy for my eyes so that I shall never have to see or hear of you again."

 "Enough talk! I hunger! And you're in my way....."


So, 

Dracula, Lord of the Vampires






VS.

Morbius, The Living Vampire






Who Wins and why?


"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...