Here's what I think Ol' Nicky said.......
Ouch.
Whatever Nick really did say, I really hope it was anywhere near as fucked up as I'd like to think it was.
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-I swear it looked like it said he had a kid with his sister... I'm sticking with that story as cannon, no matter what they say it really was later.
But- good takes!
@King: Could be. But it's not like Incest is uncommon amongst gods and royalty alike. That alone wouldn't make Thor unworthy unless he raped her. We'll see what he said, but it better be Maury/Jerry Springer-worthy horrible.
Is all I'm saying......
Well, Thor *is* The Viking God of Rape.
@King: Well, he is....just not @ Marvel;)
@Karl: Yep. There's more I learned from another blog talking about this very topic of villainizing poor Nick. Apparently the Dum Dum Dugan we've known all these years is a LMD as well as all the other younger-looking Nick's we saw.
Interesting and fucked up reveal to a lot of people out there.
Nick's ultimate fate may not be that of restoring him to the status quo since everyone supposedly favors Sam L. Fury instead. But we all now eventually Cap and Thor will be restored to their default settings a year or two from now. Just how it is.
For the more historically accurate version of Thor, read the pages of Vertigo Comics' Sandman.
He's a bastard in those scenes.
That being said, I wonder if Nick really whispered
"I destroyed your collection of earthling porn".
That would get that reaction.
@Random: Gaiman's Thor was closer to the real Thor true, but I'm glad we have Marvel's version of Thor. He's just more honorable than all the other comic versions I've seen over the years....and he's a Blonde.
Ha! Either that and Fury told him he say him jack Lil' Mjilnor, or when told "Whoever smelt it, dealt it", Fury fingered him for turning the Avengers bathroom into Ass-Guard.......Poor Jarvis. Guess he called in the Damage Control after cleaning up after the Thunder God's giant deuce-fest.
Don't mistake me, I'm super happy to have the Marvel version of Thor too.
*ahem*
Him and his stunt double Chris Helsmworth I'm sure ;)
I try not to discriminate.
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