Continuing on the Aquaman trend from yesterday, we find.....

Jesus Fucking Christ......
does the sexual abuse with animals ever stop?????

First, he's got an octopus (and not just any octopus mind you, but his "Undersea Partner") trained to pull and tug on boners, and now, now he's trained a bunch of giant shrimp to jerk off sharks, because why be bothered to get your hands dirty when you're playing animal fluffier right?

I mean I guess that's one way to get the aggression out of those sharks, but still.....

So, what a minute; if a shark gets a happy ending but no hears it, does it still count as an happy ending?


And never mind the cleaning up afterwards since water's already wet, not to mention it'll just float around all lose-y goose-y anyways, so no need for the mop and bucket.

Of course if you want. there's always plenty of sea-sponges to go around from what I hear.....