Tuesday, March 22, 2011

March Madness!

So March Madness is in full effect, or rather has been for the last few weeks. I myself don't follow sports, so I just don't understand what the big deal is about the final four, or even about college basketball in general. Now before any of you out there who do watch sports, and especially those of you who watch it religiously, get pissed off, allow me to explain myself. You see back when I was a kid, I was heavily into sports around that time, and what 8 to 9 year-old boy isn't?
You see I was at the time, into football big time, and only occassionaly showed in any interest in watching the other sports like basketball and baseball. Hell I was so into football, I used to religiously read and study pro and college football schedules and team stats. I collected football and baseball cards, studies the stats on the players, and watched a fair amount of the games.  Oh you should have seen me! I even used to give my dad's friends advice on who would win and who would lose; you know the important stuff to know if you were betting on the games. I don't know how closely they listened to this punk kid, but my dad still gets a laugh out of the whole thing. Anyway, as I got older comic books and pro-wrestling stole my interest away, never to return again; except to watch the occasional Steelers regular season or Super Bowl game. By the way, I'm still pissed the Steelers lost the Super Bowl! It was theirs to lose and they didn't disapoint.....Green Bay fans that is. Oh well.

Anyhoo, the point is I'd rather play football or basketball than watch it. To me watching sports is boring. Every year it's always the same stupid plays, the same stupid calls, and ocassionally, a stupid call by the ref. And yet somehow even by employing these same tactics, both the players and coaches expect something different to happen.  I thought one of the definitions of madness, is to keep doing the same thing over and over again, but expect a different outcome? 

And don't even get me on the subject of how overpaid today's athletes are. Because they are in my opinion. All those millions just to play a few hours of ball, could just as easily go to policemen, firefighters, and school teachers. But I guess that's why I'm not in charge of a pro athlete's salary; because he'd be making a little over mimimum wage folks. I kid you not!

So in honor of March Madness, I made alittle skit for you today. Enjoy!









Remember folks, Tax day's around April 15th! Don't be late.......

Monday, March 21, 2011

Why does Alex Ross hate me?

Well Heather(my fiancee') and I survived the St.Pat's Festival Saturday. We had a great time all-around, both of us noting how we normally didn't drink that early in the day. To get alittle perspective on that last statement, we arrived in Columbia around alittle after 12pm, and started drinking around 12:25. We split a 24oz Bud Light and presumed to get our drunk on. Which we did. By the time we left, she got a headache, and we both wound up with slight sun burns. Ouch!
Still had a good time though, and am truly glad we went.

Alright, now the main topic of today's blog is a brief  discussion about how and maybe why, Alex Ross hates/dosen't like Firestorm so much. Now more than likely if you didn't know about the beef between Alex Ross and Firestorm, then you might enjoy this little piece, if you already knew about this, then you know where I'm going with all this. 
Now in doing research for this little article, I had yet to come across an official interview with Ross specifically stating any distain for ol' Ronnie, and I have yet to find any. So if you find any, feel free to send 'em my way. In any event I give you a few reasons why it seems Ross doesn't like Firestorm:

1). Outside of the cover Ross painted to the new hardcover edition of Crisis On Infinite Earths, there's no Alex Ross Firestorm artwork around. And yes comic fans, Firestorm is in there. Go read it to find out why.



















2). Ross clearly loves the Satelite-era JLA, but in any story Ross's been involved in, there's no Firestorm!
Check it out for yourself. Look up Paul Dini/Alex Ross' Liberty and Justice hardcover. No Firestorm there. Next, howabout Jim Kruger/Alex Ross' Justice Limted-series. No Firestorm there either!  Some have claimed that Ross' is trying to re-write DC history but not including Firestorm with the other traditional statelite-era Leaguers like Elongated Man and Red Tornado. How he even includes Plastic Man in this group, dispite the fact PM didn't join until Morrison's run in the late 90's. I don't get it either, but the proof's in the artwork.

So why all the hate towards good 'ol Ronnie?  He has cool powers that made him both invaluable and unique as a JLA member, and he even appeared with the animated JLA in the 80's in the much beloved Super Powers cartoon. Yeah there were some duds in Apache Chief, El Dorado, and the Wonder Twins, but yet Alex Ross shows them love.
Hell, Firestorm's experiencing a resurgence in popularity with the whole Brightest Day saga going on right now, so I'm at a loss as to why Alex Ross disses Flame-head. I guess when you're the main creative force on a book, you can do what you like, but blatantly re-writing history by ignorning a character thats involved with a popular team in arguably their most iconic line-up, is just a little messed in my book. How much say DC had or didn't have in this little matter isn't quite known. But I figure this little issue had to raise some eyebrows, as it certainly did with a number of vocal fans.

Now that's not all to say that I have a low opinion of Alex Ross. I don't. In fact he's one of my favorite artists of all time, not to mention a hell of an idea man and storyteller. I just don't get the hate or dislike of Firestorm.
Sure you're not going like every character in a comic book company's stable. You're just not. Still though.....

And before you start to think I'm biased and secretly running a fan club for Firestorm, I'm not. My introduction to this character started in the late 80's for me. I was living in West Germany at the time, as my dad was in the military, so my family and I lived between two army bases. Anyhow, on a trip to a thrift store I found and got on the cheap, a bag of action figures. In it, were Firestorm, Brainiac, Lex Luthor, and Dr.Fate of the Super Powers toy line. I didn't know all their names back then. That would be latter.  I had those toys for a number of years, only recently selling  the Firestorm, Martian Manhunter, and Red Tornado toys I had left from that line. Anybody who owned these toys were no doubt cool, and who also probably enjoyed the hell out of these figures, as they were at the time, the best thing to come out action figure-wise since Mego. 
Back to the topic though,  Firestorm proved popular enough to be featured in at least two separate articles in Wizard megazine that I know of; the first gave him a #9 ranking in the "Top Ten Toughest" feature above the Hulk, in Wizard#70(June 1997). The second, was in a JLA special recounting Fury of Firestorm#4, where Firestorm is forced to fight his JLA teammates. He does a good enough job of keeping them busy, like creating a force bubble out of Kryptonite for Superman.

Like I said earlier, Ronnie's currently featured in the Brightest Day limited-series, and has been brought fully back to life after being killed off in Brad Meltzer's Identity Crisis story. I myself don't see why he had to die, as his death didn't really serve any purpose to the story other than to show how dark things had gotten up to that point I guess. As if the rape of Sue Dibny didn't tell you already.

In any event, he's back and as popular as ever; much to Alex Ross' chagrin I think.

Man, I wish I had that Dr.Fate toy! If only my destructive side hadn't won out over my rational side and I hadn't bashed him to pieces with a rock. Yes folks, I used to be a pretty destructive kid when I was little. Oh well.

Friday, March 18, 2011

A cold day in hell...

                                    TGIF Motha truckas!

Hope you survived St.Pat's.  Yesterday's project was a major pain for me, as I still have a hard time coordinating how to post pics on here and such.  So plese bear with me as I work out the numerous kinks. I've been diligently working on future topics, so expect some hopefully funny new ones.

Here's the continuation on the Guy and Cap BBQ series. Guy hired Captain Cold of all people, to come by and keep the beer cold. 'Cause you know, no one likes cold beer. Except for  Asians, but I digress. Now you might be asking "Why the hell would Captain Cold help out Guy Gardner? Aren't they technically enemies?" And you'd be right, but seeing as how we're all affected by this horrible economy, people tend to do things they wouldn't normally do in order to get a little extra cash flow going. So with that in mind, I give you the conclusion and an interesting aside to Guy and Cap's BBQ. Enjoy.
























Sheesh! Hard times for everyone indeed! But hey, it's not like Captain Cold would sweat Chris Hansen if he ever found himself on that Dateline show. I figure he'd either freeze Hansen and leave, or he'd have his good 'ole buddy and fellow Rogue Mirror Master transport him out of there via some mirror sitting around. Still though, could you imagine how that one would go?

Cold walks in with a six-pack and maybe a movie. I don't know, maybe one of the dozens of Ice Age movies out there, and then all of a sudden....

"Hello. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Where you supposed to meet MileyFan69 tonight?"

Cold: "Oh shit! Uh, no, no, I think I have the wrong house. This isn't Miley Cyrus' secret home away from home?
Dammit Trickster, I'm gonna' kill you for this! She said she was 18. She's 18 right?  Ugh"

Seriously folks, we all know Cold's not like that. He pays for sex with hookers instead. Just like Geoff Johns wrote in that Captain Cold spotlight issue. #182 I believe.  After all, if he flipped out on Mirror Master for liking the china white, then there's no way he'd go for underage sex.  You know, because he maybe a criminal, but he's got a moral code.

Tune in Monday, where I attempt to discuss why Alex Ross hates Firestorm so much.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St.Patrick's Day

Happpy St.Patrick's Day everybody! In honor of this festive day, I made a little skit to show how serious people take this hoilday. Enjoy!











Don't drink too much and enjoy the day.......

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Religion can be funny....




Yes, we've all been there. At one point or another, or even far more frequently than we'd like, a scene like this happens. Some Jehovah's Witness or two stops by and knocks on your door. You then have 2 choices: either you answer the door and listen to their little spiel, or you don't and ignore the knock at the door.  And even if you should choose to not answer, they'll still stick a little pamphlet in the side of the door or under it.  I personally don't why they bother. I get that it's what their bible tells them to do; to go out and spread the good word and all, but still don't they realize that they're one the most hated and avoided groups of people out there?   They have to.  I wonder if even other chrisitians or religious groups want them around. Can you imagine if say a Jehovah's witness were to stop by a Buddhist or Hindu's house and tried to pettle Jehovah on them? I'd imagine they get some weird "what the hell are you doing here?" looks, maybe listen to them alittle, and then send them on their way. Just remember kids, if your religion isn't like theirs, then your is wrong.

And another thing, why do they always have to show up on saturday or sunday morning? It's like they know you trying to relax from a busy work week, but that doesn't stop them from showing up and trying ruin your day.
Oh well God bless 'em right? If they don't spread their gospel, who will? Reformed/I found God convicts? Imagine that for a minute.

More of Guy and Cap's BBQ pics tommorow

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Beer Me!

So I've restarted this little blog again after a 4-year absence, and plan on discussing whatever topic that comes to my mind. I plan on showcasing certain things while doing this blog, such as showing off my art, as bad as it is, and other thoughts and observations.

So with that out of the way, may I humbly present my own take on Twisted Theatre orignated by the now dearly departed Wizard and Toyfare magazines.

You know I was thinking earlier today about Guy Gardner and the Ultimate Captain America.

now you're probably wondering, "what do those two have in common?" I'll tell you what:

Guy and Cap are both portrayed/and have been portrayed as roughnecks, uber-patrotic, and above all, ready to kick ass. So with that in mind, I wondered what it would look like if these two overly-macho guys hung out together. You know, kick back, drink some cold ones, fire up a grill, and what for the impending invasion of bad guys. You know, 'cause that's what always happens when heroes try to take a day off and enjoy a BBQ; some asshole villain shows up looking to kill/maim our heroes, and then all hell breaks loose, and it's off to the races we go.

Well, I have a scoop for you guys courtesy of a bunch of TMZ wanna-be's. Check out these pics obtained whilst said pair of Guy and Cap try and enjoy a day off for a change......




































Now all this seems nice right? Nothing going on, until of a sudden......

Tony"Boose-hound"Stark shows up, with a friend no less!

Now for those who don't know, Tony can sniff out the hootch man. If there's alcohol there, no matter where it is, Stark's on it like a fat kid in candy store.


















We both know where this is headed......




















And that's why friends don't let Tony Stark drink. More tommorow kids!





Monday, March 14, 2011

The Prodigal son returns...

Wow! I haven't posted on this blog in 4 years! Why you ask? Well to be honest, I simply lost interest and then forgot all about this thing. But don't worry because daddy's back, and he's got a few things he wants to talk about. In the meantime, here's some pictures I took of my humble DCUC/DC Direct Figure collection, as well as some other...let's say suggestive and crazy pics of the few Wrestling figures I have and leave it at that okay?

Also I'll start up a Top Ten list of favorite writers and artists, especially those best associated with certain characters they're best known or working on. Just a reminder, these are my opininons, and mine alone!
Feel free to comment, but nothing too harsh or vulgar please! I do have an image to uphold and all.....HA!


Top Ten Batman Writers:(these are listed in no particular order)
1).Denny O'Neil
2).Marv Wolfman

3).Doug Monench
4).Bob Haney

5).Grant Morrison

6).Brian Azzarlello
7).Steve Englehart

8).Paul Dini/Bruce Timm

9).Jeph Loeb

10).Chuck Dixon
Other good choices:


Alan Moore(But hasn't written too many Batman stories), Alan Grant, Greg Rucka, Jim Starlin,Mike W.Barr, Mark Waid, Bob Kane and Bill Finger(of course), and Archie Goodwin.
Feel free to list others I may have forgotten.


And now on to the shameless display of my personal DC figure collection.......






























And now for those wrestling pics I promised:


Can you smell what the Rock's, uh, eatin?
Hope you're not too scarred. More next time.

"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well..... I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has. It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Ti...