"Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

Well.....

I kinda always knew this day would come, and it sure has.
It's been a hell of a ride, but it's time to for it end. Time to close up shop on this little blog of mine.


It's been a while coming, but everything ends eventually.

Lately doing this had more and more felt like a chore, something I had to do rather really want to.
I used to, but with so many factors going on, like a general lack of more feedback and the skits not being as funny as they used to be (well I think they are) it's just time to go ahead and exit stage left.

To all of you that have read my stuff and enjoyed it, thank you.
I hope you had as much fun reading it and all my other as I did making it.

It's been fun, but I really must be going now...

I'll leave the place up of course so anyone can read my work whenever they feel like it.








Anyhoo, no tears, just fond memories of all those who I've made friends with or talked to since I first started doing this back in 2006.

It's been fun, but now I must be moving on.

So, Who Would Win?: Gorgilla VS. Gorilla Man

TGIT!!!!!!!

Concluding the horror-themed month edition of

Where I set comic characters and/or teams against each other to see who'd be the last character or team standing.

This week is a battle of the man- gorillas, as I pit the beast called Gorgilla against an Agent of Atlas, Gorilla-Man, Ken Hale.

Let's compare their respective slots and see how they stack up against each other:

-Gorgilla:

Abilities	Superhuman strength, agility and durability

-Gorilla-Man: 

Abilities	Weapons expert Skilled hand to hand combatant Possesses the form of a gorilla Immortality

Now originally Gorgilla was a huge, 20 ft tall monster back in the day, but after running into the FF and being transported to Monster Isle, he was shrunk down to human size. He still retained his abilities, but no longer had his size advantage.

With Gorgilla closer in size to Hale, this should be more of an equal fight. Maybe....


So,


Gorgilla

VS.

Gorilla-Man

Who wins and why?

Need Halloween Costume ideas? I got ya'

So today is Halloween Eve and unlike me I'm sure most of you already have your Halloween costumes picked and ready to go.

But what about you lazy fucks out there who do everything last minute?

Welp, you're in luck, because if you're daring and bold enough, you too can have a Halloween costume that's guaran-damn-teed to turn heads...all of them.

Here's some I like for their originality and overall thinking outside the box:


I mean I HATE pedophiles, especially catholic priest ones, but this is kinda' funny.


Ah John and Jackie. A true American classic that never goes out of style.


Well damn. I mean even Christopher Reeves would get a chuckle out of this if he could right?


Ye olde "I have a snake in my pants" costume. Nice.

Cheap but relatable....



Pregnancy costumes are always in-style










































I LOVE this

Droopers huh? I mean why not, it's 2019 right?


Perfect for Subway fans, Cannibals and Baby lovers everywhere.


























Oh Yeahhhhhh!


I would so take him or her to Chik-Fil-A like this



Definitely one of my favorite costume ideas by far. Bonus points for originality.

Fixed It: Silver Surfer

I found this image of the Silver Surfer lamenting his fates and how things just aren't going his way and man would it be so open to interpretation if it came out in 2019, as opposed to the early 90's when it originally first saw print.

Here's how....

Uh oh....I don't like where this is headed.....

                                                 *Insert infamous George Takei saying*

Saw these other images of the Surfer and they made me smile too....

So, Who Would Win?: Blade VS. Vampirella

TGIT!!!!!

Welcome one and all, to another edition of

In continuing with this month's horror theme, I'm pitting familiar comic horror-themed characters against each other in a battle to the death.

This week I'm matching a natural pair of enemies of I ever saw one when Blade the vampire hunter takes on Vampirella.





As usual, let's take a look at their respective stats and see how they compare to each other.


-Blade:

Abilities	Master martial artist Skilled swordsman and marksman Highly knowledgeable about vampire lore Superhuman strength, speed, agility and stamina Enhanced senses Accelerated healing factor Immunity to the bites of vampires, and immunity to vampire hypnosis Slowed aging Ability to sense supernatural creatures

-Vampirella:

Powers	Agility Animal Control Blast Power Blood Control Claws Danger Sense Energy Manipulation Feral Flight Healing Hypnosis Immortal Intellect Leadership Longevity Marksmanship Mesmerize Shadowmeld Shape Shifter Siphon Lifeforce Stamina Stealth Super Hearing Super Sight Super Smell Super Speed Super Strength Swordsmanship Tracking Unarmed Combat Vampirism Wall Clinger Weapon Master

Now from my limited understanding the main thing that separates Vampirella from other vampires is that she comes from a planet of vampires rather than originating here on Earth. She's the daughter of Lilith sent to Earth to kill evil vampires. And being that she's not 100% a traditional vampire, she doesn't have all of the traditional weaknesses that most vampires have.
I'm not sure how much that factors into this fight, other than throwing off Blade's initial plan of attack in the short-term.

So,


Blade

VS.

Vampirella

Who wins and why?

"The Ugly Truth"

Who's up for a bonus skit this week?
Good, I thought so....

Yeah I finally completed my Caliban BAF after buying Skullbuster yesterday.

He's a pretty good figure for mostly being a repainted Deathlok figure.