I'm sure they really do hate each other sometimes....except when either one is dead.
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Monday, January 30, 2017
Thursday, January 26, 2017
So, Who Would Win?: The Incredible Hulk VS. Solomon Grundy
TGIT!!!!
For this week's edition of So, Who Would Win?, it's a battle of the rampaging monsters as I pit the Incredible Hulk against Solomon Grundy.
Be honest. you know you've always wondered what would happen if the green, gamma ray-empowered Hulk went toe to toe with the undead killer zombie from Slaughter Swamp.
Well today I lay out this dream match scenario where the two meet and fight to see who's the strongest...and toughest there is.
Here's the Hulk's stats:
And here's Solomon Grundy's:
Superhuman strength and stamina
Healing Factor
Near invulnerability
Virtual indestructibility and immortality
Now between the two, the height and weight will vary depending on their various incarnations, but one thing remains constant; they're built to fight.
Grundy is essentially a zombie, that can never truly die, as each times he "dies", he's resurrected back again, but with a different personality each time.
The Hulk doesn't die, as he's not a zombie, but he has had various incarnations himself, ranging from grey to green and back again with various shades of green in-between.
They both been savage, smart, savage, and back again many times over the years, so it's anyone's guess which ideal versions of the two would battle it out.
Personally if it were me, I'd prefer it be the classic, savage version of the Hulk versus the savage, murderous version of Grundy, to make things even I guess.
So,
The Incredible Hulk
VS.
Solomon Grundy
Who Wins and Why?
Let me know who you think's the last monster standing in the comments' section.
Have a good weekend people....
For this week's edition of So, Who Would Win?, it's a battle of the rampaging monsters as I pit the Incredible Hulk against Solomon Grundy.
Be honest. you know you've always wondered what would happen if the green, gamma ray-empowered Hulk went toe to toe with the undead killer zombie from Slaughter Swamp.
Well today I lay out this dream match scenario where the two meet and fight to see who's the strongest...and toughest there is.
Here's the Hulk's stats:
Bruce Banner:
Hulk:
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And here's Solomon Grundy's:
Superhuman strength and stamina
Healing Factor
Near invulnerability
Virtual indestructibility and immortality
Now between the two, the height and weight will vary depending on their various incarnations, but one thing remains constant; they're built to fight.
Grundy is essentially a zombie, that can never truly die, as each times he "dies", he's resurrected back again, but with a different personality each time.
The Hulk doesn't die, as he's not a zombie, but he has had various incarnations himself, ranging from grey to green and back again with various shades of green in-between.
They both been savage, smart, savage, and back again many times over the years, so it's anyone's guess which ideal versions of the two would battle it out.
Personally if it were me, I'd prefer it be the classic, savage version of the Hulk versus the savage, murderous version of Grundy, to make things even I guess.
So,
The Incredible Hulk
VS.
Solomon Grundy
Who Wins and Why?
Let me know who you think's the last monster standing in the comments' section.
Have a good weekend people....
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Dream Waves: Savage Dragon
Happy Hump Day!!!!!!
It's the return of Dream Waves this week, as I'm focusing on the Indies, and today, specifically, the Savage Dragon.
Yessir, today I'll throw out for free, my ideas for at least two waves' worth of Savage Dragon and Savage Dragon-related figures.
Let's do this....
Savage Dragon Wave 1:
1). Traditional Cop uniformed Savage Dragon
2). Rapture
3). Star
4). Dart
5). Mako
6). Powerhouse
7). Overlord
BAF: Brainiape
Savage Dragon Wave 2:
1). Mighty Man
2). Battle Damaged Savage Dragon
3). Vanguard w/Wally
4). She-Dragon
5). The Fiend
6). Horde
7). Damien Darklord
BAF: Barbaric
And that's just in two waves' worth. I imagine I could probably squeeze out another wave if I really do some more research, but this is fine right here.
What do you think?
It's the return of Dream Waves this week, as I'm focusing on the Indies, and today, specifically, the Savage Dragon.
Yessir, today I'll throw out for free, my ideas for at least two waves' worth of Savage Dragon and Savage Dragon-related figures.
Let's do this....
Savage Dragon Wave 1:
1). Traditional Cop uniformed Savage Dragon
2). Rapture
3). Star
4). Dart
5). Mako
6). Powerhouse
7). Overlord
BAF: Brainiape
Savage Dragon Wave 2:
1). Mighty Man
2). Battle Damaged Savage Dragon
3). Vanguard w/Wally
4). She-Dragon
5). The Fiend
6). Horde
7). Damien Darklord
BAF: Barbaric
And that's just in two waves' worth. I imagine I could probably squeeze out another wave if I really do some more research, but this is fine right here.
What do you think?
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Triggered, and triggered some more.....
Monday, January 23, 2017
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