(Cover to Namor#9 2003-2004)
Hmmm.....
Well, at least he's not fucking a dolphin, 'cause that totally be worse right?
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So then he's pretty much a human dolphin. Makes sense. The how comes he's not fucking dolphins or sea creatures? Maybe those are the REAL UNTOLD tales of Marvel Comics. Hmmmm.....
Because he likes the bitches! Dorma, Marrina from Alpha Flight, Emma Frost, Llyra (while she was disguised as Sue Storm), Sue Storm; I'd say- several times... and his longtime surface "friend" Betty Prentis? And I remember him, at least, hitting on Storm, and Medusa.
He did also bone the Sea Creature Queen once...
Oh most definitely, but I'm talking about him like being so sexually frustrated one day after being turned down by any of the ladies you mentioned, that he just doesn't snap and stick a starfish on his dick or something, 'cause you know, the suction. Just saying, that's probably how they roll under the sea;)
Hey, that's exactly what the Starfish said! Or would've if it had ribs. Damn, psychic much?;)
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