Here's the clip in question, from the documentary Roger and Me:
Anyways here's a more light-hearted take on Animal rights.
Enjoy!
The Hunter: "I loves ya' Kelly ol' gal. Ever since I ate ol' Bessy, I've been hankerin' for a hunk of sweet, sweet moo patties."
Kelly: "Moo, moo? Moooo!"
Animal Man: "Hold on citizen! Meat is murder!
The Hunter: "Awww shoot! Not this horse-shit again. Nawww you hold on there city-slicker. I can's do what I want 'cause own this here steer ya' hear?"
The Hunter: "Now what'cha goin' do about that mister?"
Animal Man: "How tall are you?"
The Hunter: "The hell does it matter? How long's a piece of string? Too Got-damn long that's what!"
Animal Man: "Hmm. Good enough."
Animal Man kicks the hunter.
-Yeah I know it looks horrible, but I couldn't very well take a good picture of Animal Man kicking the poor bastard since the A-Man figure had an annoying tendency to fall over when he's only balanced on one foot. So work with me here people.
Hunter: "Aggggh!"
Animal Man: "I hope he wasn't a midget, because I'd hate to have think I'd just committed a hate crime."
Animal Man: "Let's go Kelly. We can get a nice tofu wrap or you know, whatever you're in the mood for. That sound good to you?"
Kelly: "Mooooo!"
Animal Man: "Ha ha ha. You said a mouthful."
Hunter: "Ughhhhh! I think I'ma gonna' retire from this here skit business. Ughhhh!"
6 comments:
Awww, thanks for stopping by Star. I knew you'd like the title:)
Yeah, but damn does she enjoy her work! "Oww the the little fucker bite me." The she proceeds to skin and then bite him. Nice:)
Id hate to think I committed a hate crime lol challenge is on. before the day is done im going to use that line somewhere.
Ha, let me know how that went Dan. I bet that story's going to be fucking funny. Oi!
i almost forgot! two mates and i went to the freemasons for a brew after 5. i got first round, shane sober driver i got a cider. he looked disappointed it wasnt a coke. i said its non alcoholic aint it he said yeah i said good would hate to think i committed a hate crime.
Not bad, not bad. Messing with the DD's always fun.
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