So Stephen Hawkins died last night......

Sure I could go on about how brave he was in spite of his massive disability, or how smart he was, or how inspirational, but Nawww. Let the rest of those schmucks do that.

Nope, instead I'll send him off to that intellectual Valhalla in the sky with memes. Lots and lots of ill-timed memes ;)

I'll leave you one last glance of the spastic prince as he ascends to the heavens on God's stairlift...

Yep, this was his O-face. WAS.....

'Cause you never have enough evil cows.....

Ahh, explains everything.

Oh, and Toys R Us is going out of business...probably...

Welp, there goes another piece of my childhood....and yours. 

Not to mention another nail in the future of brick-and-mortar stores nationwide. 

And another reinforcement to stay buying mostly online these days when comes to....whatever, especially figures now.

Goddamn.....

Whacking It Black

Silly Eddie, that's not how you jerk off. 

You'd have thought he'd have that whole thing down pat by now right?

Reminds me about the time his symbiote spoke up about the way Eddie.....relives his pent-up, sexual:

http://dbsuniverse.blogspot.com/2017/11/i-be-stroking.html

Now this chick right here seems to know what she's doing:

*Cue Cyndi Lauper's She Bop*

To Lobo with Love

                           Huh. Well someone's sure kicking off Hump Day with a down-low bang.

                           I guess Superman's got a different idea of how team-ups work these days....but whatever you do, don't tell Jimmy Olsen. You know what they say right? Tell-a-friend, telephone, tell-an-Olsen.

                   

#SafetyFirst

I know I do. Every time. #SafetyFirst

"My What Big Hands You Have...."

He's......not lying?